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@StephenKing Man ! If you woulda kept that job you coulda worked your way up to the register by now .

When I was 20, I got a job as a gas jockey in Brewer, Maine. Gas was 24 cents a gallon, and if you filled your tank, you got a choice between a loaf of bread and a waterglass. Check oil and wiper fluid? Check. That was before the oil embargo of 1973. And before Trump.

@HEB @AustinRealtor @HEB, Love your store but Yall really need better quality control at your packaging facilities. I've gotten sliced chedder cheese with mold starting in sealed package, others with so much moisture in package it was wet and soggy. Tomato green chili can that bubbled when open

@AustinRealtor We're sorry to see this product did not meet our standards. Please know we'll gladly offer you a refund the next time you stop by the store - just visit the Business Center and show them our messages here and our Partners will take care of the rest.

I bought “bacon” or so I thought… Turns out I bought a brick of fat @HEB

@DavidLWagner4 @ewarren Wrong, it will go down the line until it's reaches just above her income bracket. By then the damage is done and wealthy people are no longer creating jobs and the middle class and lower are already suffering.

@ewarren This is a trap- After you run out of the money from the top 1.5% you will go after the top 5% then the top 10%, and down the line until the middle class is charged for the value of their home, cars & investments. The top 1% already pays 40% of all income tax as it is.

A wealth tax on the top .15% of the richest families would generate $6.2 trillion in revenue. That could pay for: Universal childcare Millions of new homes Slashing child poverty Medicare for people aged 55+ Universal paid family leave Tuition-free community college And more.

@PeterSchiff I wish I woulda bought gold back when it was 1000 . Way back in 2012 . I can even imagine if I had bought Bitcoin then.

Earlier today Bitcoin peaked above $70K and was immediately hit by a wave of selling. There's too much overhead resistance to justify even speculative buys at these prices. The upside potential is limited, whereas the downside risk is significant. The opposite is true for gold.

@PeterSchiff What's the 10yr , I always look at 10yrs for long term. Overall though I looked 3 , 5 and 10yr to make investment decisions

Over the past five years, the price of Bitcoin is up by just 12%. Over the same time period, the NASDAQ is up 57.4%, the S&P 500 is up 59.4%, gold is up 163%, and silver is up 181%. If the appeal of Bitcoin is its superior long-term performance, why should anyone keep HODLing it?

@RetireonDividen There's a guy behind the Safeway

Where should you buy your bitcoin?

@perseverare1776 @agentpeterscea Looks like he passed the test to me but wouldn't want anyone stinking of alcohol flying my plane. Here's a simple idea, mandatory breathalyzer for every pilot before they board.

@agentpeterscea I uploaded part two and part three and explain what happened. You can check my highlights.

This is who was about to fly your family... Imagine your loved ones boarding a Southwest flight, seated and ready for takeoff... when police pull the **pilot** off the plane and make him do field sobriety tests right there on the jet bridge. This actually happened. Bodycam video shows Southwest Captain David Allsop (52) failing multiple sobriety tests before a Savannah-to-Chicago flight. He blamed nicotine gum, admitted to "a few light beers" the night before, had bloodshot eyes, and struggled with the tests. Passengers were already on board. Would you have felt safe flying with him? How many close calls like this never get caught? Video attached — watch it and tell me your thoughts 👇

@greggutfeld Thanks for ruining the ending of Seinfeld for me ! Don't tell me how Sopranos ends, I am sure it will be awesome .

@elonmusk 2 weeks ago it kept arguing the video of the guy getting stabbed in SF was a video of a woman on a train platform getting shoved. After a long back and forth I got it to realize it was wrong

Grok can watch videos for you

@kit_sats Finally get that Big Mac out of lay away

What would you do if Bitcoin hit $1M tomorrow?

@MamaS2329 @libsoftiktok What I was thinking when all the people blocking ice in the snow. At the least a good garden hose. Wet people don't like the cold.

@libsoftiktok Water cannons would be effective in NY. Clean up the trash and the poop

NYC: “We Support Hezbollah here, we support Hamas here" WE NEED MASS DEPORTATIONS

@V_Lady2024 Thats cool and all. Myself I woulda just kept going up to neighbors drive. I always figure I am already out there anyway

How does he get such a clean line and his string never breaks ?! One cut and my string is gone ! Im no good at edging

@abdirahman_raw @DudespostingWs Hard to believe someone has such little self awareness.

@DudespostingWs No one is ever coming close to this performance 😂😂😭😭😭😭

@BVTProgressive @MrJohnson041786 @JuniorFaF0 @BernieSanders All that you say is irrelevant . You trust a terrorist regime that pledges death to you. It comes down to that. Not bright 😕

@TexasJames7 @MrJohnson041786 @JuniorFaF0 @BernieSanders I thought the topic was Iran. N Korea withdrew from NPT treaties in 2003. Trump withdrew in this case. Now do Israel. How many nuclear weapons? How many countries have they attacked in the last year?

Netanyahu led Trump into this horrific & unpopular war. Now he doesn’t know how to get out. Cost so far: • 1,200+ Iranian civilians killed • 13 U.S. troops killed • 3.2M Iranians displaced • 773 killed in Lebanon • 10,000+ Iranians injured • $16.5B spent in 12 days

@BVTProgressive @MrJohnson041786 @JuniorFaF0 @BernieSanders 1994 N Korea agreed to IAEA inspections 2006 they tested 1st nuclear weapon 2007 they reaffirmed commitment to IAEA inspections to shutdown nuclear program 2025 estimated they have 50 nuclear weapons Same road, different car You can blame Bush if it makes you feel better

@MrJohnson041786 @JuniorFaF0 @BernieSanders The IAEA verified multiple times that Iran was complying with the deal's restrictions, including capping its stockpile of enriched uranium below 300 kilograms and keeping enrichment levels at or below 3.67 percent.

@BVTProgressive @JuniorFaF0 @BernieSanders So you're saying the evil regime was completely trustworthy. Say that to yourself a couple of times.

@JuniorFaF0 @BernieSanders Trump tore up a nonproliferation agreement that Obama had negotiated. They had agreed to inspections, which were ongoing.

@lady_valor_07 BBQ pit on the balcony sure gonna 😡 the neighbors

An apartment building with indoor balconies in Virginia, USA

@elonmusk Can't they just change their signs and verbiage from men and woman to penis ,no penis

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@greggutfeld Watching the Five , good show today. Please tell Jessica stick to the script , there's been no new investment in America, no factory jobs , its all talk. I-phone screens in Kentucky ? Can't be .

@JJWatt This makes no sense . Tipping is to server for good service, if they have no server then no tip.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?