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@ingelramdecoucy @beyondreasdoubt @jarvis_best I tried to explain Damin once and had to stop as I realized I sounded like an insane person.

@beyondreasdoubt @jarvis_best This is why I never try to explain Twitter goings-on to my wife

“So he’s some kind of lawyer but he’s also bizarrely obsessed with hockey and does these roast threads on states that are playing the Colorado Avalanche. Anyways, he did one one roasting Minnesota but they don’t have a sense of humor so now there’s a Minnesotan fatwa out on him “

@jeremymstamper Like, I’m just supposed to sit there and let that train taunt me?

Easier said than done

@nypost They also have to sleep with Harvey Weinstein?

Charlize Theron says her kids won’t get a free ride in Hollywood: They need to ‘earn it’ trib.al/ksvkFUV

@3YearLetterman Europe didn’t even have horses until America brought them over during World War 2.

It makes me shake with rage to hear British commentators at the Kentucky Derby when AMERICA literally invented horse racing

@cturnbull1968 Man, you guys must be racking up the wins lately?

The entire MAGA movement has lost a substantial amount of value. Not surprising when you consider that its biggest asset, Trump, has depreciated by about 90%.

@TheAliceSmith Narcissism

If abortion is healthcare, what illness or disease is it supposed to treat?

@martianwyrdlord If smoking cigarettes is outlawed then only outlaws will smoke cigarettes.

If you're born after 2008 you will never be allowed to buy tobacco, but you can inject street drugs at the safe injection site to your heart's content.

@TMZ Do we have anything about what appetizers were ordered?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: "Mission: Impossible" star Ving Rhames collapses in a restaurant. What we know: tmz.me/bH9JB0B

@BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease Always darkest before the dawn

Sad day bad day @hen_ease

@TheDunkCentral Thought this was Cental

Anthony Davis says his goals before retiring are to play 20 years, win MVP, win DPOY, and another championship “I haven’t got MVP. I haven’t got Defensive Player of the Year. I want the parade for a championship, so I want to be able to do that again… it’s still things I want to try to get. I want to get 20,000 points. I want to play 20 years.” (Via hoopshype.com/story/sports/n…)

@davebftv That dude looked 43 at birth.

Happy 43rd birthday to former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler

@damintoell It’s Benny. He definitely stole that take from someone.

The thing about a perjury trap, when it’s successful, is that someone gets charged with perjury at the end. It’s just so funny to see buzzword hopium.

Comey gets indicted for threatening to kill the President by posting a photo of seashells and nothing else Miranda: ur dumb if you think the indictment is what it says Benny: ackshually it’s perjury somehow

@Howlingmutant0 WTF is Alex?

Oh awesome

@kangminlee This is the first time in his life that he has run out of money and not been able to just ask his parents for more.

>promises free everything >"uh we're actually out of money" Socialism every time

@covie_93 I only heard about the Voting Act decision but this is big if true!

The US Supreme Court ruled today that Black votes are worth less than others.

@katieporterca She is single because she intentionally burned her husband with mashed potatoes.

I’m a single mom of three teenagers who do not believe they’ll be able to afford a home in California. We have to build more and build faster so that our kids can afford to stay in California—and that’s why housing will be my number one priority as governor.

@ReverendWarnock More like Jim Eagle!

Trump's Supreme Court is dragging us back to the dark and ugly days of Jim Crow. x.com/abc/status/204…

@SpeakerPelosi Voting is of course sacred. Not sacred enough to show ID though.

Today, the Supreme Court has dealt a devastating new blow to the Voting Rights Act and against the sacred right to vote.

The consequences will be felt across the country: fewer voices heard, fewer communities represented and a democracy diminished.   Congress must urgently pass the John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act to restore the full strength of the Voting Rights Act before this latest blow becomes fatal.

@BrentAWilliams2 @DrDiGiorgio It’s working exactly as it was intended to unfortunately.

Obamacare has drastically increased consolidation, administration, destroyed independent MDs practices, and increased overall costs (direct + indirect). And no one got to “keep their doctor”. What a scam.