Tezra Williams

@Freerangebison @aub_kelly It sounds like a screaming woman being murdered. We live in mountain lion country, people have gone out to check who’s being hurt and glimpsed a my lion

@aub_kelly My wife had our younger son on a zoo trip- do you have any idea how loud a screaming mountain lion in heat can be. REAL LOUD

Took the kids to the zoo.....there might be some questions on the way home

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When Regina King's dress got caught on her shoe and Chris Evans jumped in to offer his arm and every woman in America fell in love. #oscars

@alorah_borealis Heck, ME TOO

I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND heck

While I do miss @alorah_borealis , I really don’t miss her constantly putting the toilet paper upside down. That’s a real jerk, f-you move.

@Darynda Yes please!!!!!!!

Osh and Beep??? Hmmmm... Stay tuned for news of their story! ow.ly/Qz1s30ny0WX

@alorah_borealis Boo * hiss

Unpopular opinion: Fitz Darcy is a hoebag

@alorah_borealis Hope you get paid cause it isn’t a norm name

If people knew my middle name they would QUAKE its def not white bread

Anyone else tired of seeing the #patriots in the superbowl? Come. Chiefs.. tie it up

@Darynda I’m in complete mourning that the series is over. Of course I will reread it many more times, but please tell me that even though Charley’s series is done - we are going to hear something more from someone in the entourage? Quentin & amber maybe???? PLEASE!!

Me when i pass a test i thought i had no chance in passing @jamescharles

Just finished “Love and Other Words” by @ChristinaLauren . *Sigh*. One of those books where you miss the characters when you finish.

@britkneecaps Thats alorah too!!!

LA truly has changed me. Driving on the freeway in Nor Cal today and I realized just how much more impatient I am. I used to be able to stick to one lane for the whole drive but now I weave in and out of lanes constantly.

Man I wish I could live @Oprah’s life. Her amazon list came out and the tub of trio popcorn looks fabulous at just under $200. Unfortunately I can only afford the stale tj max one at under $20 😂

Sent @attcares all the info they requested 2 days ago and rather than giving me answer they are just ghosting me. Yet another example of their useless customer service

@cali_dre This is absolutely horrifying. Praying for your friends family

Waking up to the news that the entire town of Paradise, Ca has burned to the ground has absolutely broken my heart! A friend of mine is still missing her father who did not want to evacuate his house .. I can't even imagine 😭 #CampFire #Paradise

@TheBloggess That kitty already loves her so much 💗

I’m waiting for an oil change. This woman just rescued a stray kitten from the busy street. I offered to take it but she’s besotted. “I guess we need each other,” she says.

21/2 yrs with @ATT has been hell. Horrible cell service& horrible customer service. Just as we learn theyre building 5 towers we decide to give them another try, turns out they only care about new customers. Seriously doub @attcares. Caesar the sup told me so in our 3 hr call

My kiddo asked me to take her to watch her boyfriend play in a soccer game. Since it’s far away, I’ll be sticking around much to her dismay. She completely melted down when I asked if I could bring my camera & telephoto lens

@alorah_borealis you never told me dad “fixed” the lights on your dash. Been worried about you driving at night, good think he told me and I got my comedic relief for the day 🤣🤣🤣