Christopher Vasquez

bit.ly/2NFUDH2 Electronics are our talismans that ward off the spiritual vacuum of modernity; gilt in Gorilla Glass and cadmium. And in them we find entertainment in lieu of happiness, and exchanges in lieu of actual connections And, oh, I am guilty. I am guilty...

@IntelligntSteak No bueno

Not to flex, but I make the absolutely worst decisions

@PositiveNewsUK @philsturgeon be a plantin'

“With enough dedication, anyone anywhere can involve their community in a process of rewilding depleted land, one small patch at a time” positive.news/society/mini-f…

Did you know in 2003 @RobertIger negotiated a trade deal of @nbc's Oswald the Lucky Rabbit for Disney's @alrmichaels so that Disney could make Epic Mickey (Starring Oswald) and its sequel? I have faith the man will fix Disney.

@nicolefv Second person I've seen say this today

this AI profile generator *insists* that i'm a redhead

I like the #spotifywrapped trend in apps nowadays. Check out my ⁦@duolingo⁩ year in review

@Jason_Morrow Sweet yeah rinse those bad boys

@Jason_Morrow Is this rice? Try washing first.

@jfclifford Yeeeeah

@Thandor Boy am I sick of hearing about him!

When Elon doesn't know who the government is...

@seoscottsdale @duolingo

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@RussianMemesLtd Состояние русских мемов 😿

@RussianMemesLtd The state of Russian memes 😿

I don't want to wake up and go anywhere

@summer__heidi "Is this a shower?"

@kenwheeler Gotta get them airpods max noise cancellation for those lil fools.

Every time i try to watch an adult show while the kids are on their iPads people just start rough fucking hard as shit and I scramble to hit back on the remote.

@dustrial Tfc let's conc jump on 2fort fam

Have a huge urge to Team Fortress II

@duolingo я хочу лиги друзей и правильная таблица лидеров. Дайте мне посоревноваться вместе с пиипс. Подпишитесь на меня, чтобы узнать больше #FreeProductConsulting ^_^* *не совсем бесплатно

@duolingo I want friend leagues and a proper leaderboard. Let me compete together with the peeps. Follow me for more #FreeProductConsulting ^_^* *not actually free

@Rahmeljackson Yeah his name is Mike now.

Is the cyber security team still working at Twitter??

@EmmettNaughton Crap, we fired the 12 dudes that crank the portcullis chain gears. Please return.

@EmmettNaughton 😂😂😂

IF YOU’RE WORKING AT THE NEW @Disney YOU HAVE TO BE HARDCORE.