Sarah

U are no man if ur just a slave to ur own dick lol

There’s almost nothing I can’t do in flip flops

Posting this from the shitter

Was what we had real or cake

Good luck finding another retard like me

Every single person I know in a relationship is just pretending to be happy everyday is jsut pretend pretend pretend mental health on fucjing fire

How big are caskets? Why can’t we just put the seats down and throw em in the back of a Tahoe?

You know how like men will see their neighbors mowing and then all the men start mowing on Sundays? Women have that too cuz I just started vacuuming and I hear my neighbor vacuuming now

if i block someone it should delete their account and also kill them

I go outside and not one man has a single ounce of testosterone and the women are showing ass cracks in public. God please save us

Told someone im down 37 lbs they asked me if I was on Reta no actually im doing this less popular method called going to the gym

when your worst fears actually come true so now you’re finally free

Everyone just sucks now

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

54 cents for a Wendy’s fucking bbq sauce I almost called the lady at the window a fucking KIKE

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