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@MrsZanga It's the most vulnerable part you chose to leave unprotected.

@BolajiADC Omoh. This people wan cash out quick before everything scatter scatter.

The African Democratic Congress (ADC) has officially released our timetable for the conduct of our 2026 primary elections. The timetable reflects our party’s commitment to internal democracy, orderliness, and full compliance with electoral guidelines. - The sale of nomination forms will take place from May 5 to May 10, 2026, while the submission of completed forms is scheduled for May 11 to May 13, 2026. - Screening of aspirants will take place from May 14 to May 15, 2026, followed by the publication of screening results on May 17, 2026. - Appeals will be heard between May 18 and May 19, 2026, with the final list of cleared aspirants to be released on May 20, 2026. - Primary elections will commence on May 21, 2026, with elections for State Houses of Assembly, House of Representatives, and Senate seats holding simultaneously at the ward level. The Governorship primaries will take place on May 22, 2026, while the Presidential Primary is scheduled for May 25, 2026. - This will be followed by a meeting of the National Executive Committee on May 26, 2026, and the Special National Convention on May 27, 2026, where final ratifications will be made. In line with our commitment to inclusivity and broad participation, we have also approved a structured fee regime for nomination forms across all elective positions. The presidential nomination form is pegged at N100 million, governorship at N50 million, Senate at N20 million, House of Representatives at N10 million, and State House of Assembly at N3 million. To encourage wider participation, we have introduced concessional rates, offering a 50 percent discount for youths and a 25 percent discount for women and persons with disabilities. We call on all our members, stakeholders, and aspirants to adhere strictly to the outlined schedule and guidelines. Signed: Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi National Publicity Secretary African Democratic Congress (ADC)

@eko_savage Abraham wetin.... talk am nah 😃

Wwwww beating in the fucking chat🤣🤣

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If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Abgee_AFC @TheObserverun @Pressman2040 *less

@Abgee_AFC @TheObserverun @Pressman2040 Aswear man. Finish your mudafqkin training and immediately start traveling abroads for courses with better allowances on govt dimes. The probability of you even been sent to the front is than 20% but man has to fuxk it all up. Must be generational curse.

⚖️ 🇳🇬🪖DISCIPLINE IS THE BEDROCK OF THE MILITARY. PERIOD. On Wednesday, April 15, 2026, the Commandant of the Nigerian Defence Academy, Major General OT Olatoye, conducted the Comet’s Order for accused soldiers and cadets at the Comdt's Office, NDA Afaka. Why? To maintain discipline. To ensure accountability. To administer appropriate sanctions strictly in line with military regulations. No shortcuts. No favoritism. No "who you know." If you cannot abide by the rules, do not join. Simple. The NDA is not just a training ground. It is the forge where leaders are made or broken. Respect the uniform. Obey the rules. Or face the consequences. That is the standard. That is non-negotiable.

@TheObserverun @Pressman2040 Most of them are in termer 3. The funny one is the short service guy that's only there for 9 months for basic or there about stealing. A fuckin graduate for that matter

@Pressman2040 I bet they were all in their Final year at the NDA, worked like hell for 4+ years and guess who will be replacing them after "repentance" and 6-12 months of good food, housing and Rehabilitation.

@Tosinorealc4 @Pressman2040 @ukaonu_cha70001 It's actually the lowest officer cadre. Its the equivalent of a second-lieutenant from the Army.

@Pressman2040 @ukaonu_cha70001 Asp 20 years? Asp is one of the lowest officer cadres

In front of everyone, he knelt down and begged for his life… “I don’t even know what’s inside the waybill, sir… please take me to the person who sent me…” But the plea fell into deaf ears. A trigger was pulled. A life was erased. Silence fell over the crowd like a heavy curse. Now the street is full of questions no one can answer… and a family that will never understand why. 💔 What kind of justice is this?

@Pressman2040 @ukaonu_cha70001 You become an ASP immediately you graduate from POLAC after a five years prog as cadet.

@ukaonu_cha70001 For somene to be ASP in the Nigeria Police it takes nothing less than 20 Years so how is TINUBU responsible for his recruitment into the Nigeria Police?

@arojinle1 But to what end self.....

This fake image is flying around again and I will just say this. 1. Leave idiots with faceless accounts to be sharing it. If your name is or real picture is on your account, don't put body o. 2. Even when brainless idiots try to set you up, their mediocre minds will not allow them to do it well. They are too dull to know that Arojinle will never write the personal pronoun "I" as a small letter. Neither will I write proper noun "Igbo" with small letter "i" 3. They also wanted to make it look like I responded to NoNonsenseZone, which is a real account, but they wrote NoNosenseZone, which doesn't exist. 4. The first person who shared the fake screenshot then was an Obidient. You see why I will always have problems with them? 5. To all the people who have shared that fake screenshot or abused me under it, I don't forgive and I don't forget. Thank you.

@akintollgate With all due respect, the problem is that you actually thought these are the bunch of people that could be actually reasoned with.

@ThatCorrectDude I’d rather add clarity than add noise

This was a town hall held in 2023 for the LP candidate, Peter Obi in Ile-Ife Feb 17th, 2023.. The reception was warm, electric, and superb. Every seat was filled with young, brilliant minds from universities across the Ife axis. In the heat of the 2023 political season, I instructed the ground team that we would stay away from the OAU campus while seeking out venues, as we were fully aware of the university’s well-known stance on partisan politics. Local coordinators who facilitated the event planning like @realevabest and others can testify to this known stance . Any former student or alumnus of OAU needs no lecture on this reality. I requested the use of Kabiyesi Ooni’s OJAJA Hall and his office generously made it available to us at a modest amount, compared to its booking fee. This was southwest hospitality and political tolerance at its finest promoted by local leaders. Not a single incident of harassment at the epicenter of Yoruba land, where zero intimidation or push back against a gathering of Nigerians choosing a candidate of their choice, who was not locally popular occurred. I cannot vouch the same for other cities or states outside the region. After awaiting the candidate from Lagos for hours who couldn’t make it in due to weather challenges, we opted for a teleconference via zoom to continue the program. My previous post was a reminder that OAU Ife has a long-running history of remaining apolitical and treats political events with high sensitivity for those who may not be aware. A thankless endeavor, where the total cost of funding such political events out of pocket to promote a civic discourse in our evolving politics, is not common place. Today it’s heartbreaking to see many resorting to divisive rhetoric with claims of intolerance against a history of events that shows otherwise. Our politics has become excessively polarized, toxic and one bearing fangs of needless ethnic bickering, with many like myself, looking back in hindsight and wonder if it was worth any of it. Do your politics, but once again my dearest “OAU Ife cannot be Cancelled”. Prince Akin Olaoye - Ife North

@architectu83568 @lollypeezle I know the dude from the very beginning when he started farming impression. He got worse the moment Elon introduced payouts. Anything for the bag.

@ThatCorrectDude @lollypeezle He's a Yoruba but. He wants to please his constituents and get some impressions while at it.

This is the funniest thing I have read on Twitter in a long time 😂😂. Like, what is this write up for? How can anyone cancel a university? To what effect? “I woke up to buy moi moi” “I crossed Urban Junction”, like, what is the lesson? This egbon na elele 🙌🙌

@lollypeezle Dude thought he ate. Maybe you shoulda sticked to that niche. Your opinions on important matters dey always gbaa.

That’s a lie. My worst danfo story, dem no born you well, you go laugh die. O ka werey lara 😂😂

You Cannot Cancel OAU! Nigerian President, General Ibrahim Babangida (IBB), paid a visit to the Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade Olubuse II, in Ile-Ife in 1990. I remember waking up early that morning to buy moi moi and eko from Mama Toriola at the Urban Day junction. We had traveled from Port Harcourt (PH) for a weekend trip to Ife, and the entire city was tense. Armored tanks and military vehicles lined the Ife-Ibadan road, with soldiers stationed at every major corner. Nigeria was already on edge due to frequent military coups and changes in leadership. Heads of state often left town amid rumors, and indeed, a coup attempt occurred shortly after this visit: the Gideon Orkar (sometimes spelled Okar) coup d’état attempt on April 22, 1990. The visit to Ile-Ife (then still part of the old Oyo State; Osun State was created in 1991) met resistance from the vibrant student “Aluta” community, particularly students from the University of Ibadan (UI) and especially Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU, then University of Ife), including figures like Adeola Soetan (“Comrade Show”). Soetan was close friends with one of our neighbor’s children, who would later become SUG president. My dad would visit from Port Harcourt with Shell calendars and diaries, which we distributed to many professors and senior staff in the Omole Estate OAU staff quarters. One day, while dropping these off, I overheard conversations involving Soetan when he visited friends in the BQ (Boys’ Quarters). He was outspoken, and this was during the heat of SUG elections on campus. Soetan was elected SUG President in April 1990. He later became well-known for spending about 13 years on a five-year program, largely due to expulsions and persecutions linked to his activism under then-Vice Chancellor Professor Wale Omole. I eventually met Soetan on campus in 1999, around the time he was finally allowed to graduate. The OAU community was renowned for its strong anti-government stance and opposition to the military junta. I had a cousin, Wole Olawuni, who debated late into the night with relatives about whether students would turn out in large numbers to boo the Head of State once news of the visit spread the night before. He planned to join roadside protesters near the Urban Day market, despite a curfew imposed by the Oyo State Military Governor. His mother and sisters warned him it would be a fool’s errand to defy the curfew. On the day of the visit, students showed up in huge numbers. Babangida proceeded to the palace amid pomp, parade, and boos from the students. This landmark visit helped solidify Oba Sijuwade’s throne as one of significant influence among traditional rulers during the Babangida era. A short while after the visit, Gideon Orkar and his co-conspirators launched their unsuccessful coup attempt against the President from Dodan Barracks in Ikoyi, Lagos. In the aftermath, OAU was not spared: there were arrests of lecturers and students. For instance, on May 2, 1990, two OAU staff members (Professor Omotoye Olorode & Dr. Idowu Apowetu) were arrested, with others declared wanted. They were later released but dismissed, amid broader crackdowns on perceived critics. This deepened anti-government sentiment. OAU, alongside UNILAG & others, became a hotspot for protests. The university’s influential alumni and global academic reputation helped it push back against retribution. Politics and politicians became somewhat avoided on campus as part of its cultural DNA, a deep-seated distrust of self-serving political actors. The tenure of Professor Roger Makanjuola as Vice-Chancellor during the early PDP civilian era further reinforced the OAUs cautious, relatively apolitical approach toward candidates, regardless of party. OAU is not an institution that can be easily cancelled or bullied by any political force, irrespective of recent or past events. It’s not called “OBA AWON UNIVERSITY” for nothing!

@lollypeezle @Leaf_Herb This is a myopic view of the situation.

Tomi, he’s right gan. Very right sef. For the years we’ve not been dedicating last Saturdays to cleaning, LAWMA has been performing below par. They hardly come around to pack bins. In fact, they are majorly the reason Lagos is smelling. Now that we are going back to the wonderful 2 hours cleaning, you and I know that wastes will double. Same LAWMA who couldn’t pack wastes when it was 50, how will they pack it when it will be 100? If we don’t sort logistics, Lagos will continue to be dirty irrespective of the lockdown. We should not put the cart before the horse. He made sense like mad.

Amid the flood of felicitations following my convocation as Overall Best Graduating Student of LAUTECH, I find it necessary to address the stir around my NELFUND appreciation post. I accept the praise, life changing offers and the backlash, in good faith. Still, it is only fair to set the record straight. I hail from a village in Osun State, raised in a modest family of five. I attended public primary and secondary schools, not by choice, but because even the most inexpensive private schools were beyond our means. Even then, survival itself; food and clothing was a daily struggle. I walked miles to school each morning, while my parents laboured as jacks-of-all-trades to make ends meet. For nine defining years before I entered university, we lived within sight of basic amenities yet beyond our reach, no electricity, no television; just lanterns and candles. Against these odds, I earned a scholarship and now this distinction. In my third year, a coursemate’s father, someone I had once tutored academically, gifted me my first smartphone which I am still using till now. On several occasions, lecturers, moved by quiet compassion, provided me with clothing. There are many other instances, too numerous to recount. So, I say this plainly, not all of us are born with a silver spoon. Some of us climbed the ladder by holding on to every rung of legitimate support we could find. As an engineering student aspiring to make academic history, should I resort myself to blaming my family’s financial situation for my inability to afford fees and essentials like a reliable smartphone or laptop needed for skills and certifications? For me personally, NELFUND was not incidental; it was instrumental and to acknowledge what helped one’s journey is neither propaganda nor misplaced allegiance. It is simply an act of appreciation. Thank you @NELFUND and everyone that contributed to this success! Greatness awaits all of Us.

@johnObi60 Omode gor, agba gor....

@NELFUND I'm honored to let you know that I am the Best Graduating Student of @lautechofficial ✨✨ Your loans made it possible • OLADEPO, CALEB OLUGBENGA • B. Tech (First Class: 4.89/5.0) #LAUConvo18th #nelfund

First person in history to play chess under third mainland bridge 😎