Josh

@Dad_2_The_Bone That's as bad as saying there's a reason it's called a dishwasHER and not a dishwasHIM

I just blocked someone for making a “joke” about how the woman astronaut on Artemis II has traveled further from the kitchen than any other woman. If this is humor to you we will not get along. This woman is more bad ass than he’ll ever be.

@KiwiStreamNZ Ahaha classic

Some amazing pictures coming from Artemis…

Parental Exchange Gone Wrong…A Father Shoots Stepdad At In And Out In Phoenix ,Arizona

@acteduweininger Always the maoris

Japanese tourist visits New Zealand to see the state manufactured fantasy world of “Aotearoa”. But he encounters the real Aotearoa when he is instead punched in the face by an indigenous criminal. Warning to tourists: there are two Aotearoas. One is Wakanda. The other Zimbabwe.

@chelsea29__ Which hole ? 🤔

showing hole for ranarr seeds

@seigihakatta That must be a ood fucking sandwich

海外の方々はこれを見て どう感じるのだろう？ 深夜の電車で泣きながらサンドイッチを食べるサラリーマン さん🥹🥹🙏

@ReddCinema Paying 5$ for a plate 😅

Yall walk in the office and see this, what yall doing?

@RGRyan777 Thank god it was NZ and not a third world country

My son lives in Auckland, NZ. Got a FaceTime call from him yesterday. From a hospital ER!! He'd gone to his PC Doc due to an abscess that had formed from an infected tonsil. Because it was so advanced, the Doc sent him to the hospital for treatment. They lanced/drained it and gave him a massive shot of penicillin...resulting in instant and severe anaphylaxis. Within moments, his BP dropped to 47/32. He was basically dying. A team of ten gifted doctors and nurses saved his life. And I am so grateful. But I am also so, well, messed up. 8000 miles away, my son was facing death and I knew nothing while it was happening. His wife knew and children knew nothing due to the sudden onset and the fact that there was simply no time to pause and issue an alert. I cannot explain the distress this has produced for my wife and I. We've had two long video calls since and he's doing well. But the distress lingers. Life is hard and we're so fragile...

@ktdenise Hell

I mean what's the worst that can happen if you eat meat today?

@GraymanNZ @nzpolice Hey that 12 year old served 4 years in the Chinese Military

What the fk is this? she looks like shes 12yrs old and the firearm is bigger than her! honestly makes me laugh with this fkin DEI crap - front line Dwarfs now! @nzpolice ARE U SERIOUS!

@pSavvOSRS We used to call the telephone number at school for membership

Who else was around for Runescape when you had the option to pick Low Detail or High Detail, and play right on the web browser on a fixed window with ads everywhere? I started in 2005, as a kid who didnt have a job and was too scared to ask my parents for a membership so I just mostly fished lobs in f2p and sold them at Varrock west Bank "flash2: Selling lobs 200c each !" What are some of your most distant memories playing the game back then?

@james_xond India

Name one thing you can remove from earth that would make it 100 times better.

@Sassafrass_84 Sargate Sg1

Landman hands down. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. You?

@real_lord_miles Awesome

I’m giving away one Osama bin lighter for FREE! Literally like this post, retweet and comment. I’ll pick a winner within 48 hours. No Indians no Israelis

@MattWallace888 x.com/i/status/20395…

If anyone can successfully copy the link on this post I will buy you a Tesla

@C_EngineerRS Lots of people went to the island but your the first one I've seen who lives streamed it

I want to apologize. I often like to push boundaries in my content, but this time I realize it went too far. It was never my intention to make anyone uncomfortable. I have now removed the post and take full responsibility. Thank you and sorry ❤️ /C Engineer

@MccDon44307 @OhDear_Friend Which island 🤔

@OhDear_Friend Me, myself, and I, alone on our island. (Perfect)

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

@OhDear_Friend I realised this at about 16 years old