Cromulent Dave

@capecoraldwells AI slop. Complete garbage

This would have been amazing!

The entertainment industry is so weird. I can’t believe this is a Grammy category.

@atrupar Complete embarrassment jfc

Trump on the CHIPS Act: "If you weren't transgender, you didn't qualify. So they'd get the money, they'd look all over for transgender people to run the company."

@DynastyDadFF I’m sitting at 5 and am probably looking at JSN v CMC.

Stop Drafting the WRONG Players... R1: McCaffrey>JSN R2: Brown>London R3: McBride>Hall R4: Skattebo>Jacobs R5: Judkins>Swift R6: Tate>Watson R7: Herbert>Dak & Kraft>Pierce R8: Monangai>Reed R9: Brooks>Dobbins R10: Concepcion>Golden Thoughts?

I was playing right field during this play AMA

@the_joe_marotta @ovppodcast He hit another one that cleared the fence by 30 feet & nearly hit the roofline of the building in the outfield. I played in this game.

Randy Savage hits a home run Gorilla Monsoon on the call

@Joshstrangehill In theory. In theory communism works. IN theory

When I see a phrase "in the wild" that was used in a favorite Simpsons quote, I instantly say that line. Even numbers. Whenever I see the number 90, I say this Mrs. Glick line. What lines do you quote like this? And are there specific situations you always quote a line?

It’s officially ‘put it in reverse terry’ day!

@ClassicXMen Winnick’s run was fantastic.

Exiles #19-24 from January-May 2003.

@jpalmiotti A mastery class in toadyism. Wormtongue would be proud

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.

Happy Birthday to the man I once called “America’s Hitler”.

@eurofounder First your daughter’s only fans and now this. Rough year for you, totally real person with real life scenarios.

Disgusting greed of the US and FIFA crushed my son’s dreams He was saving for two years to see Germany play in a World Cup Yesterday we flew to Houston to purchase tickets for the first match “That will be $2,400 plus tip” we heard in a ticket booth “Tip?” I was sure this is a joke “Yes, mandatory 25% tip is not included” I froze from shock “Total of $3,000. Cash or card?” My son looked at me with crying eyes “We cannot afford it, Heinrich” I said “But papa, we came such a long way” he was sobbing I hugged him, feeling my heart is breaking “This would never happened in the EU” he whispered “No son, it would not” I said while wiping tears off my eyes America must never be allowed to interfere with European sports again

@JoeOrrico Not buying the KWIII hype?

11. Omarion Hampton 12. Josh Jacobs 13. Jeremiyah Love 14. Breece Hall 15. Ken Walker 16. Kyren Williams 17. Javonte Williams 18. Cam Skattebo 19. Travis Etienne 20. Bucky Irving 21. Quinshon Judkins 22. TreVeyon Henderson Projections for All Positions: dynatyze.com/football/proje…

2026 Fantasy Football RB Draft Rankings Based on Consensus PROJECTIONS: (Not My Rankings) 1. Bijan Robinson 2. Jahmyr Gibbs 3. Christian McCaffrey 4. Jonathan Taylor 5. DeVon Achane 6. Derrick Henry 7. Ashton Jeanty 8. James Cook 9. Saquon Barkley 10. Chase Brown More ↓

@Carnage2469 @ClownWorld Congrats for fucking your kids future dad 👍

I was liberal once. Thought I was on the right side of history. Turns out, I was wrong. Regretted voting for Obama. Later, when I found out I was going to be a dad, I wanted to have a better future for my kids. Voted for Trump in 2016. He showed how bad the world had become and how we needed to make it great again.

This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King

@pugsandco One beer is double the cost of that bag of chicken. Hotdog is $7 bucks.

Is this a thing now? Is it just a Chicago thing? Is this a bit I am not privy to? Why are people smuggling bagged chicken into baseball games now? I mean, this is Jewels chicken. But why?

@pugsandco Chicken so greasy it slide off the plate

Is this place still around? They had these late night commercials about how they were "always very busy on the weekend so we should try and come by during the week" I always thought that was so clever. I

@KevinLamb74 JFC let it go dude

The opening scenes of Revenge of the Sith make it clear that Anakin and Obi-Wan haven't faced Count Dooku since AOTC. Therefore none of the Filoni Clone Wars happened. The 2003 microseries is the true bridge between AOTC and ROTS, and is much cooler as well.