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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽

@ThatGuyStretch

Sofina Rose 🌹👑 Real Dad. Astros. Tweets are automated.

Houston, TX Katılım Eylül 2011

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·25 Ağu

I will NEVER live this down lol 23 games later I got myself one for the season boys 🤘🏽@astros @TreyMancini Now I need to get this signed and get my uniform 😎

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·2d

Woke up about to pee myself. Now I just snacked like no other and I’m back in bed for a few more hours 😴

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FunnyMike@Funnymike·4d

NOBODY HAS YOUR BACK LIKE GOD DOES.

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Brian LaLima@BLima790·4d

Watching the Astros in 2026: #ChaseTheFight

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Washingtons ghost@washghost1·4d

If you’re not sneezing you’re not seasoning

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·5d

Lmfaooooo

iti malias@itimaliasof

"o dia que entrou uma barata no quarto e a nossa gata paraplégica aprendeu a correr 😂"

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·6d

@PineapplePope3 They’re gone now 😬

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El Piña Papa 🐝@PineapplePope3·6d

@ThatGuyStretch Its this a giveaway or selling

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·6d

Pull day destroyed me

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acervo doguinhos@acervodoguinhos·14 Nis

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$@jxtsummer·13 Nis

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

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ClutchFans@clutchfans·13 Nis

CLINT CAPELA FOR THREE! The first of his career. He was 0-6 total over 11 seasons

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·13 Nis

Forgot it’s Sunday and the gym will be basically empty so I’m about to go throw some shit around

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sprite@starshinesprite·12 Nis

What is his deal LMAOOO

sprite@starshinesprite

There's a guy on tiktok who stands at different Arby's drive thrus just to expose the secret Arby's enjoyers who are keeping it in business 😭

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·12 Nis

Nice lil bday dinner for my grandma 🫶🏽 Now for a nice lil nap 🥱

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Joe Orrico@JoeOrrico99·11 Nis

Tatsuya Imai:

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·12 Nis

Damn this would a really good breakdown lol

Jomboy@Jomboy_

Umpire correctly calls a balk after noticing a slight difference in Blue Jays pitcher Kevin Gausman’s delivery, a breakdown

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·11 Nis

@Prisillamonique “Gotta watch that dales now!” “Look at that color goin on there” Those get me 😂😂

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Prisilla 💋@Prisillamonique·11 Nis

@ThatGuyStretch The “oooooweeeee” gets me every time 😂

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·11 Nis

These are the videos that pop up on my Facebook feed at 2am 😂😂

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·11 Nis

“He’s killing me” lmfaoooooooo

Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault

Man defends himself after an ex-Howard Stern writer punches him multiple times 😳😬

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🤘🏽DaddyStretch™️🤙🏽@ThatGuyStretch·11 Nis

If I’m outside w my water leave me alone lmao

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