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You literally search my Twitter for tweets just to make yourselves mad. Please move on 😂

Moms are not excited for sex just because they’re tired. Many mothers do want sex, want to feel that spark again but foreplay doesn’t start with a boob grab at 10:42 PM. It starts when someone else does bedtime so she can exhale. It starts when the dishes are already done, the counters are wiped, and she didn’t have to ask. It starts when he takes her face in his hands in the kitchen, and looks her in the eyes like she’s a person to be cherished. Foreplay isn’t physical; it’s foresight.

One day you sang the goodbye song for the last time and didn't realize it

@ThatGuyStretch The “oooooweeeee” gets me every time 😂

Absolutely not. Idc. I’d keep my seat

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Cardi B's court era will forever be iconic 😭

I could watch Wayne explaining crazy shit he’s said over and over again 🤣😂 I’ve watched this like 73 times in all 😂 his facial expressions are hilarious 😂

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