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Uhhh...I think he's broken. I want a refund.

Found this video on Tik Tok and it was the first video to touch my heart like this....

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I have to see a friend today that I haven’t seen in years and later wear a bathing suit in front of my parents who don’t know about my massive thigh tattoo so yes I am panic pooping

If you've got something to say... Just don't say it...

wife: didn’t i tell you? me: yes, you did wife: you didn't listen me: no, I did not wife: what did i say? me: you heard turtles in the walls wife: what did you say? me: i said you were crazy wife: what will you do now? me: i’ll call the turtle guy wife: you’ll call the turtle guy

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My dad when I follow google maps instead of the path he yells from the backseat

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Do y’all remember Afro Man? I don’t, because I got high.

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Once in 1st grade I accidentally tucked my dress in to my undies and walked back to class that way and that is why I don't wear panties