Stantana

Mom told me to start praying for God’s will to be done and things started changing for the better. He’s got a plan and it might not be the same as yours.

the dumbest people alive when elections have consequences and actually impact the world we live in

Jesus to the Pharisees on Easter Monday:

@Hammskiii You just like me fr. 😂

@ThatManStan_ Me fr I can be so vindictive sometimes

The problem is that yall aren’t committed enough. I would have devoted the rest of my day to making her shopping trip Hell on earth. Blocked every aisle and grabbed every item before she does.

Happy Easter X! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

me liking every tweet I see about being baptized/confirmed/coming back to the Church this Easter

Stuntin on these jewish niggas on Easter like

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

Telling the bartender I know the owner after he tried to cut me off at 5:30 pm

Watching my scramble partner miss a 5 foot putt that I gave him the read on

yes, the best easter tweet has risen!!

me liking every “He has risen” & “Happy Easter” post

getting into sports is realizing your dad actually wasn’t being too dramatic whenever his team lost

evergreen tweet

Gm. Have a great Easter Sunday.

My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him!! Don’t let NOBODY find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

But EARLY Sunday morning...HE ROSE!!!!

pete hegseth heading to work

Trying to remember where I hid the golden egg after my wife tells me there was a $100 bill inside:

I watched church on FB. I didn’t see a children’s choir singing “Jesus went to Calvary to save a wretch like you & me, that’s love” while doing choreography. We losing recipes.