The Visible Man

Excited to have two new poems taking off at @JetFuelReview 🚀 jetfuelreview.com/matthew-gilber…

on saturday i tried in my friend’s hair extensions and had to take them out because i felt like the serial killer the first time he tries on the mask. a power too great and terrible like over me the Hair would gain a power still greater and more deadly type beat

@undreamed hi of hello to you right now

high of 40° tomorrow

@undreamed yeah you haven’t logged in and shared recently

they’re deleting my coochie due to inactivity

@GemmaParadiseXO thigh gap vs wage gap

@undreamed . . . wait, have you not posted your actual face?

2026 i’m not sweating who unfollows me immediately after i post my face like literally who gives a fuck they’re all just future skeletons like you or me.

@undreamed cheers, kelp! 🥳

happy new year fam let’s make it a good one

@undreamed camouflage too good

does anybody know why my birdhouse flopped

I want to be stretched who can help me

@undreamed gotcha

feeling wifely

@undreamed how many accidents does it cause annually?

my pinned tweet is my little flag that hangs under the mailbox for everyone driving by to see

me when i GET YOU

@undreamed 🤔 . . . but what if . . . ?

please don’t follow me

@undreamed hi not well, I’m dad

i am not well

@undreamed as a Matt, this cuts me to the core

why does hinge show me the same Kyles and Matts when i already swiped “hell no”

@undreamed voulez vous etudier avec moi

@ThatMattGilbert lemme play you an etude first

not to be dramatic but

@undreamed good advertising

@GemmaParadiseXO Yes, I’ve seen you attack a seafood tower

@GemmaParadiseXO welcome to the party

@GemmaParadiseXO You’re just thinking of The Curse again