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Angela James
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Angela James
@ThatOlAngela
I am a writer with solid plans to emerge at some point.
Ontario, Canada Katılım Haziran 2016
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@jrostopovich @norabird Me, singing while getting ready for work in the morning: 🎤The morning sun when it’s in my face really shows my age 🎤
Sunlight and overhead lighting are evil. But also, I have never seen a shot of you looking anything other than great.
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@norabird I had someone take photos of me recently for a daytime reading and I looked so haggard in them that I determined I’m never going out in public during the day again. We’ll start a creatures of the night club where everyone looks beautiful by candlelight.
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I don't really fix cars. My grandpa did, worked at a filling station. My dad did, had his own shop.
I did write a book: it's got a grandpa that fixes cars at a filling station & a dad with his own shop & a son doing his own thing.
COUNT THE DUST: a.co/d/0bAB3pmj
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@Dee_P_R_Kay I drove 11 hours to see him as he doesn’t play in Canada due to his probation conditions
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i don’t really care that DAC burned down his career w/ two controversial albums. we simply haven’t seen a singer/songwriter with lived experiences in country music better than DAC. Ever.
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@CletusCrow I had a ganglion cyst but was dating a guy in medical school who kept complaining about how gross it was and offering to sneak home needles and syringes from the hospital to aspirate it.
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@jrostopovich Right? And my best friends know my party planning skills are subpar so they jumped in to help plan my spouse’s big birthday last summer without sex or offers of sex.
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@ThatOlAngela Hmm, sounds more like extra people to plan birthdays for to me, lol.
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Polyamory is all over my feed for some reason and my only thought on the matter is that it’s all so gauche. Please just go back to having discrete affairs so I never have to hear words like “nesting partner” and “Frubble” ever again.
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@Dee_P_R_Kay @citywidelunch @ThatOlAngela @CletusCrow BK will be for my tell-all memoirs of a trash human when I'm 86.
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Cletus writes my favorite poems about butt stuff
The Bulb Region@BulbRegion
“Instead of wax / the doctor extracts / a ruby / from my left hole / that’s been there / I don’t know how long.” The first of our four short poetry day releases comes from @CletusCrow. Find three of their fun & brilliant poems in The Bulb Region today. bulbregion.com/Three-Poems-by…
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For all those polyamory supporters out there, I have a question: have you ever had your romantic interest in your partner wither up after watching them unsuccessfully chase someone else? That has to be a thing, right?
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@spaceytracy91 @judysquirrels I remember being so delighted when that show first aired because my mom was a big lady and very self-conscious about it and there was Roseanne on tv. It was so affirming,
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@judysquirrels Man, every day I realize more and more how important Dan and Roseanne were…sucks shes so batshit now. They really just showed fat people as regular and capable of love and sex and family and beating the crap out of abusive boyfriends.
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meanwhile, this is how they looked together:
jourdain searles@judysquirrels
I keep thinking about where SHRILL ended—annie sabotaging a relationship with a man who is also fat because she’s insecure about how it looks for them to be together.
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@violentlyepic She has so many memoirs coming! That divorce one will be a banger!
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lindy west will be way cooler when she finally divorces her loser husband and his gf and writes a real memoir about how and why she wrote a cope memoir
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@chillerguylife @thedrevlow @Dee_P_R_Kay @CletusCrow @Dee_P_R_Kay ? Do you want that one? The prehensile penis story I’m writing is kicking my ass.
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@Dee_P_R_Kay @thedrevlow @CletusCrow There is no monopoly on writing about butt stiff. Butt stuff belongs to everyone.
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@ThatOlAngela @thedrevlow i don’t wanna steal anybody’s thunder but got some butt stuff coming. that last pome by @CletusCrow inspired me
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Some of u have never been broke/hungry before and it shows— hamburger helper is elite. Food shaming in this economy is crazyyyyyyyyy.
Chef 👩🏻🍳@chefsevenn
You just worked a 18 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?
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@Dee_P_R_Kay @citywidelunch What is it with our brains? I have an ancient Johnny thunders story that is in need of serious edits.
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highly unpublishable story about an aged-out SWer w/ DID built around this Johnny Thunder’s song. thx to K Dubya for helping w/ dev editing to make it lethal @citywidelunch if it gets published, i’m treating him to a citywide lunch
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