Andrew R

@thecourteeners Sorry. Just sorry. suno.com/s/jKywWq9z4bn1…

.@xero I heard your UK radio advert, so searched for zero with an ex as instructed. Couldn't find you webpage and now just had a massive row for wasting there time. Ta for that....

@goodbreffis Got you six, iceman

I am now officially a Country Metal fan and I’m not mad at it!

FFS will someone notice this please and at least call me a twat....

I am creating a murder mystery about a secret agent in France post-war who is a Brit that stayed on after the small disagreement with Germany as he married a local girl. I've only got the chaps name so far, Agent Court. The rest needs some work, but happy to take suggestions...

It's that time of year when all the "news" websites clickbait us with the "Majors Stores Announce 1 Day Closure Shocker" and it turns out to be Easter Sunday which happens every year 'cos it's the law.

Advice to #newfathers if you look at your hands and think, "Oh look, #Nutella in my fingernails" it's never #Nutella Thank me later.

.@joncraig @jonsopel It's the Jon's club! Am i the only one who thought of Blackadder the Third and Wellington's plan to defend England from France via the North Pole when it comes to the whole HMS Dragon debacle?

I'd imagine in the Mafia, English Grammar is incredibly important. For example "Whack him, off!" would be a bit awkward for that Consiglieri without that comma...

The wider world is now seeing what many UK voters already feel: too much policy is shaped by SPADs with little real-world experience. Defence, crises & the economy need ministers who heed military & civil service advice before forcing reversals. @joncraig @jonsopel #Iran #UK

Well this is what happens when we get the hand-wringing Guardian readers in charge of the country with mo idea of how the country & wider world works ffs. Unprepared for gov, unprepared for big decisions. Wtf is the point of you, Labour. Party of the ppl my arse #Navy #Iran

Good luck Mozza! Rain or shine youre one of us! #wba

Spectacularly bad service on the 19 in B32 that @diamondbusmids that goes well beyond teething troubles. The service is a lifeline for many, wholly unreliable: missing buses, significant lateness & too small buses for passenger demand. @TransportForWM

So Trump threatened #NATO allies over #Greenland, denied #Article5 support happened after #911, denied resultant allied combat frontline deaths in #Afghanistan & beyond, then wondered why we resist helping the #USA in #Iran? You reap what you so #dipshit....

@Royalhelpers_1 Tbh given up thanks anyway. Crow Lane Northampton is the DO but I make other arrangements for sending now and I’m quite happy: InPost btw. I’ve moved what I can to electronic comms.

I now send any letters I might need to send (still happens) as a parcel by anyone other than @RoyalMail as I want them to get there in Earth days not Pluto need days…. I’m also meeting and ok neighbour 2moro to hand over 27 letters that the redirection service didn’t redirect

Could it be with a near £30m loan payment inherited from the previous owners, we can’t afford to sack Ramsay? #wba

@talkwba Yes

Till the end of the season? Would you? #wba

@stourbaggies His ears make him aerodynamic

What are your positive memories of Eric Ramsay? Try to mention something someone else hasn’t. #WBA

@LeoRedranger8 Darren Moore

Who Would You Take Till The End Of The Season? #wba #albion #baggies