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You’re gonna be ok kid #frickbears3

Here's a Popgoes line that went unused! Well. Most of it went unused.

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

i don’t need a period tracker i just wait until i catch myself feeling like momonga and i know she’s on the way

Uhm...

Context: They had the "sex with a man" mod on, and it was really, really loud, so I tried to get as many parries in a match as I could I'm known for doing stuff "for the clip" if I'm on stream

J.K. Simmons reunites with Spider-Man at the Mets vs Reds game.

@Ninetails1233 @ThatRabidDog dogs in love reference..?

@ThatRabidDog And??? You can't spell Funeral without "Fun"

Tiktok is so funny cus one is clearly just for fun and the other one is for a FUNERAL

mommy has transcended desire and thus wants nothing

@DarkModeFurret Hello, Turret Fophat. I am Polly and my Boobs are Big (real).

Erp accounts are hot as fuck but when you interact em with a non-rp account it just looks like this

Uncle

One time an old man wanted a cashier's check for $5000. The teller brought him to my desk, and I asked him what the money as for. I noticed he only had around $6k in his savings account, and not much in his checking. "I won Publishers Clearinghouse, and I need to send them this money to claim the prize." He pulled the letter he received out of his pocket and showed it to me. The print was crooked, had misspellings, and looked like it was photocopied. "Sir," I said, "this is not a legitimate letter. This is a scam. I highly suggest that you do not send these people your money." "Its not a scam," he replied. "I want that check now." I pulled up the Publishers Clearinghouse website and showed him where it said "we will never ask you to send us money to claim a prize." I showed him how the letter was asking him to send money to an apartment in New York, not some PO Box. He refused to believe it. I went got the branch manager to speak with him. He got aggravated, looked me in the eye and said "Young man, you give me my money right now." Not much else I could do at that point. We cut the check and he went on his way. I contacted our security department and let them know what happened, just in case things went sideways. The kicker is months later that same old bastard came into the branch and yelled at me for not stopping him from sending those people his money. I guess he never got that prize.

them #yumetwt #selfship

sans would be a good ass farcade agent tbh #gameoverse #undertale

Hardest image I've ever fucking seen

hiii hehehe new polly oc dropped!!! their name is scryptix everyone say hi scryptix <3

if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself

“Yo did you hear about the new wordle porn?”