Amanda ❌❌❌

Not to be dramatic, but discovering @PalayeRoyale was the best thing that’s ever happened in my life. Wouldn’t be here without them. ❤️

Girl listen, if he won’t forge The One Ring to rule them all inside an active volcano then he’s just not worth your time.

if i found you buried in the sand on the beach i’d definitely pick you up and bring you home

26% of dog ownership is putting their ears back in the correct position.

how much kindness does it take to kill someone

Situationship induced psychosis

“Lupita Nyong’o can’t be Helen of Troy!!! 😡😡😡” Oh really? Cuz it made you super mad and ready to fight over her, and that’s kind of Helen’s whole thing.

Do you remember who you were When you were still yourself? Before you drowned in the Shallow waters?

yes leave me on read dont answer any of my texts i love you

Blame the day for hurting my feelings When really it’s just you

(nonchalantly) i can’t live without you

Shaking ass to the Lord of the Rings sound track

A soy milk vanilla latte is actually just three bean soup with better branding

The trick to living in a hail zone is having so much previous hail damage on your car that you can’t tell if there’s any new damage

one of the loneliest feelings is realizing you spent so much time emotionally showing up for people who only showed up for you when it was convenient for them

Got home just in time for a massive hailstorm. Awesome. Glad I totally took the time to put the car in the garage. 🙄

Maybe it’s cringe to hope people get where they’re going safely but that’s just too bad.

Is there an age where you stop being embarrassed by every trait and mannerism that you bring to your life? Asking for a friend

Hey bro you’ve been off lately maybe you should take a load off and watch Lord of the Rings

Oh YAY an existential crisis, perfect timing

i’d be lying if i said us not talking doesn’t bother me