Susan Murray

#LockdownLipSync I couldn’t resist sorry @marcusbrig & @rachelparris #PJHarvey

@McDonalds congrats to Koln for the filthiest restaurant Ive ever seen

RT @Red_Imp_Comedy: He’s back with us tomorrow Thursday Nov 20th @almurray Pub Landlord warms up for his forthcoming tour All You Need Is…

@TheFigen_ Chimp smoking a spliff

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see?

OK so more dates for the fantastic BRIDGET CHRISTIE are going on sale today at 18.00hrs to the mailing list. Sign up here asap tinyurl.com/ycy598t4 2 shows both at @stowtradeshall NOTE- they are both EARLY SHOWS and Bridget will be going on first and our fabulous support act @paulmccaffreys is on 2nd and warming up for his own forthcoming tour. Doors 6.30pm Show 7pm Ends 9pm-9.30pm Early start early finish, no one gets hurt. Jan 6th Guest MC @paddylennox Jan 13th Resident Idiot @ThatSusanMurray Jan 5th is already sold out.

@EssexgoonerMr I live there. You are a blatant liar. Our community would never stand for such a thing. If your mate’s son’s dog’s cousin 3 times removed give me the CAD number because you have no idea who I am or what I do eh @stellacreasy 😜

For all the Lefty Liberal wankers, accusing me of making this up. You have no idea who I am or what I do for a living. I happened to meet the nice lady through work. She told me plenty more and I felt very sorry for her. If you don't believe me politely go Fk yourself.

There is a road in Walthamstow East London where the whole street is lived in by Muslims. They don't allow any white people to walk down the street and especially kick off if someone tries to walks their dog down the street. The lady who told me this lived off this particular street told me her son gets attacked when he walks down the street to walk the dog. They are white. The police have been called out but will do nothing. London 2025.

This made me laugh so much ( i have to as the hatred is horrifically depressing )

Ill be in Cholsey on Saturday. Always a fun room to play cholseygreathall.co.uk/events/cholsey…

@BandQ your delivery enquirey phone lines are broken. How very convenient

@fesshole Because you’re shit in bed and she has needs you can fullfill

I work far away from home a lot. I moved into a house with no doorbell. My wife tried to hide her displeasure when I bought and fitted a smart doorbell. I wonder why?

🔊London Calling... We are back @Backyard_Comedy Supporting @ActionAddiction @ForwardTrust ♥️ @NiniaBenjaminFC @ThatSusanMurray @magicbaldy @MikeGunn1 🎟️ Book Tickets via link in bio #sobercomedy #soberevents #soberlondon #standupcomedy #alcoholfree #londoncomedy #afevents

Remember, it only takes an extra couple of straight lines to make a “patriot’s” England flag traffic roundabout graffiti into a Dead Kennedys tribute.

@karnag Absolute genius.

Joining us in #Hassocks this #October is; 🍂Nabil Abdulrashid @GrandmasterNabz 🍂Liam Withnail @Liam202310999 🍂Darren Walsh @DarrenWalshPuns 🍂MC Susan Murray @ThatSusanMurray Hope to see you @HassocksHotel #Hassocks #Comedy #Autumn

Open air comedy in Norwich tonight and an amazing bil redcardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/july-25-…

Tuesday got good ol’ leftie @mattforde and brilliantly acerbic @marybourkecomic guest host @paddylennox show 8pm @stowtradeshall wegottickets.com/event/659632 pls RT @stellacreasy @ayeshahazarika #walthamstow #comedy #Edinburgh

Tonight rising star @callybeaton and star of BBC Radio 4 @TheSimonEvans @stowtradeshall should be a belter tix wegottickets.com/event/659630 pls RT #comedy #walthamstow #e17

Tonight tonight won't be just any night @stowtradeshall wegottickets.com/event/659611 it's @stephenkamos & @ThatSusanMurray #Comedy #Walthamstow #E17 #funny