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@ThatTesoGuy

Teso Blood🇰🇪 Biker🇰🇪 Rugged Artist🇰🇪 Literature Teacher

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Haziran 2012
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Anyang Otaga
Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@JCarhire A nissan xtrail T31 gave me headache.. gearbox ilikua inakaa 1 yr i researched and decided to get a step motor nikaingia chini ya gari mwenyewe kutoa valvebody service na kuipiga timing plug ku change heat exchanger ..... 3 yrs down the line iko smooth.
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Joy Car hire@JCarhire·
So let’s do an honest review about NISSAN SERENA because weuuh..it can easily send you Sayuni. When we got this unit, we were warned. Properly warned. You know those warnings people give you and you think they are just exaggerating or hating? Those ones. Even one guy told us, “there is nothing bad that has not already been said about this car.” We still went ahead… biashara ni biashara. In fact everyday there's a neighbor who used to be like " Good morning, how's serena?" Even @kamauwaruhiu warned me. For a while, everything seemed okay. The car was running, it was comfortable, it looked good in the fleet, and honestly, it gave that premium, stable feel on the road that clients love. So one day, we had a chauffeured trip from Nairobi to Kisumu. Before the trip, the car had been checked, serviced, everything done properly fluids, diagnostics, all the usual long-distance prep. Clean. Trip kwenda Kisumu ilikuwa smooth. No issues. Now on the way back… around 9pm, the driver calls and says, “Gari imechemka, nimeongeza coolant.” We’re like, okay, that’s manageable, just monitor it. A few kilometers later… another call. “Gari imekataa kabisa.” No warning. No gradual signs. Just… dead. At that point, the priority is the client, not even the car. So we call a friend in Kisumu who is also a car hire guy....guy comes through in a big way, swaps his Prado with our unit within like 40 minutes just to make sure the client continues comfortably. Now the real story starts. Mechanic comes in. They work on it through the night. Radiator, sensors, hybrid system, wiring… all those Nissan things you hear about but never fully understand until they happen to you. Morning comes “gari iko sawa.” We pay the bill. They try to start it… it refuses again. Day two, the whole day is spent in the garage. More diagnosis, more parts, more costs. Evening comes “now it’s finally okay.” They try to travel at night… another issue again. Something leaking. Long story short, that one car kept someone in Kisumu for five days. Five days of back and forth with mechanics, sleepless nights, calls every hour, unexpected costs, and you’re still expected to run normal operations elsewhere. By the time it was done we had fallen in love with mmechanic. Eventually the car comes back. We do full diagnostics again. Everything reads fine. We even park it for almost two weeks just to be sure we are not exposing clients to unnecessary risk. Then Safari Rally season comes, and a client insists on taking it. We release it, cautiously. Mid-journey overheating. They refill coolant. After a few hours overheating again. At that point, we’re literally telling them, “tafadhali just drive it pole pole, don’t push it.” The car somehow survives the trip and comes back. So we decide to test it ourselves. Expressway. You press the accelerator… RPM inapanda vizuri, but the car is not responding the same way. Speed and engine response are just not matching. Then you hit a slight incline… and that’s when it really shows you character. That’s when it became very clear this is not a car you keep in a fleet if you value peace of mind. And the most frustrating part is that there is never one clear diagnosis. It’s always trial and error, sensors, hybrid system checks, guesswork… and every single attempt costs time and money. Maintenance becomes expensive, downtime becomes unpredictable, and the stress of not knowing when the next issue will come is honestly not worth it. To be fair, it is a very comfortable car. It’s stable, it feels solid on the road, and clients enjoy the ride. But from a business perspective? After about two months… we removed it from the fleet. Now we fully understand those stories people share about certain cars sometimes they are not exaggerating. Nissan Serena hybrid… it will humble you 😅 Anyway… for car hire and lease services talk to us 📞 0723 630 231 🌐 gowheels.co.ke⁠.
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What did you tell me about Serena?

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UnpRAWvoked@karigoh·
@ItsJeffreyJeff @abuyamasta She's probably depressed... After the second baby etc. Lakini mwanaume to bring a babe in your matrimonial home is just pushing... Anyweis, when a man hates you atakuonyesha. Madam aondokee because this marriage is dead and burried.
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🍁RASTA MAN™🍁@ItsJeffreyJeff·
Mlikua mnasema nadanganya?? Well, i come with receipts. Men,kuuliza tu... unaweza kaa na mwanamke kama huyu mwenye hakuheshimu?.. imagine bibi yako akuambie "Watoto ni wako utabaki nao nikisonga"😭😭😭💔.. Some women ave devils
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That's when things took a wrong turn. Wife withdrew conjugal rights akaanza kutreat bwana like trash. They even started sleeping in separate rooms,mind you nyumba ni ya mzee..They've not been intimate for 2 years. Ilifika point bibi alitoroka akaenda Kwao akaacha mzee na watoi

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Anyang Otaga
Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@queen_subie Leta recent pic ya wife .... I cannot believe that one na ikue full body😃
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Misspreety 🤪
Misspreety 🤪@Misspreety17·
Huko TikTok kumewaka moto Goat wife amepata side chick kwake akamkalisha chini akaanza kumuuliza maswali,lakini honestly mbona unadate married man Alafu Bado unapeleka disrespect kwa matrimonial home??😂😂Anyway wamama wengine surely the girl doesn’t owe you any explanation deal with your kadinya husband😁😁Mariej,mariej..nimekuita Mara ngapi??😭😭
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Malab🍯@KokiWabule·
Both my boda drivers today have had some of the strangest names I've ever seen
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@onjolo_kenya Reminds me kulikua na some flowery speach arap alipiga aka kunywa maji katikati watu waka clap🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@AerialAssasin01 @Kebaso__ my thought too... MPs know that its treasury that has refused to allocate money for that but they cannot talk about it. They would rather blame TSC in funerals.
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Aerial Assasin@AerialAssasin01·
@Kebaso__ So whose losing in this case? The govt or you? Seems like the latter since you'll be losing both
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Yo,WTF!🍉@Kebaso__·
Niko Kadi because the court ruled that I have been employed illegally as an intern teacher and that I should have just been employed as a permenent and pensionable highschool teacher immediately I earned my First Class Honors in Agricultural Education and Extension.
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@Kebaso__ sometimes teachers are just ignorant. That judgement affects the same interns more and TSC can implement it by calling it off and its the same interns who will cry. TSC wishes to confirm you guys but has treasury factored that? Compel your area MP to talk about it in parliament.
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Jabuya@SyroneOwuor·
@KenyanSays There is immense room on the left for a biker
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The Kenyan Vigilante
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays·
A Kenyan biker shows how they navigate a high-traffic road in Kenya.
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Anyang Otaga
Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@cbs_ke Honestly if i were the driver i would do the same. the driver let then enjoy the moment in a safe way. They will never forget
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Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi
Mad respect to the driver of this school van 👏🏿 🙌.... When kids shouted BRAYOOOO... he had to pull.... Biker Nairobi Brayoooo has real created a COMMUNITY....
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Anderson@MuzeyaAnderson·
@cbs_ke Weeee!! That head butt was really painful!! I think business lady should have tried to control her anger. It doesn't matter how innocent you are, ukishikwa nakanjo, don't escalate!
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@cbs_ke Good thing thing we have the video... ako wapi huko katibu wa uhusiano na sijui nini
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@ignyharaz2 "Tuta kupiga... hautatusumbua na Ruto atusumbue"🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ignatius@ignyharaz2·
Kuna madam amemalizia na strong point hapa
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@PoliceKE These guys hupark kwa gate ya shule kukiwa na event ata basi ikue na kila kitu you must give them 1000 bob.... saa hizo ni jioni at kula rule ya travel ya students.... its either you give them and go or you will have more questions why students are late.
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Kenya Police Service@PoliceKE·
Did you know? The Government Vehicle Check Unit (GVCU) is a specialized Traffic Police unit tasked with enforcing proper use of government vehicles across Kenya. Established in 1967 and expanded in 1987, the Unit monitors and acts against misuse, including unauthorized personal errands, operation outside approved hours and carriage of unauthorized passengers. Its mandate cuts across all sectors, from ministries to schools and parastatals, ensuring government resources are used strictly for official duty. #AccountabilityToThePublic
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Anyang Otaga
Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@KipAlexii @KiprutToo 2023 chess nationals huko gilgil Timo aliwacha some student kwa venue. since we dont leave a saint behind i had kukimbiza hii bus kijana apande.
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kipruto@KiprutToo·
Sasa kama hukusoma St. PATRICK’S NATIONAL SCHOOL ITEN , ulisoma wapi?
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Anyang Otaga@ThatTesoGuy·
@KiprutToo The rea... ST PATRICKS HIGH SCHOOL - ITEN .... hiyo jina mpya hatutambui😃
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