The Wee Man

The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison is on at @StandComedyClub 2 for the last week of the Edinburgh Fringe. Tix in Linktree.

@Greyingbeard79 @celticxwrestlin Forget that Prime pish. Need some giant inflatable Buckfast bottles for @InsaneChampWres shows.

@celticxwrestlin One step away from a Bucky Boys reunion with the @ThatWeeMan in WWE

Couldn’t believe my eyes, so had to check…

The Wee Man: Mr & Mrs, a play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison at @StandGlasgow Wee Room for the 2026 @GlasgowComedy Festival. glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/the-wee…

Tons of people are convinced that Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone, rather than accept the crazy idea that a 64 yr old actor got a bit of Botox, in case you’re wondering why humans are still firing missiles at each other while AI prepares to easily replace civilisation.

The BAFTA situation is fascinating. I think all it proves is that you can still yell anything in a Scottish accent and English editors will assume it was just a noise made by a loose floorboard.

Katy Perry’s launch in space doesn’t go quite to plan. Watch Queen of the New Year on @BBCiPlayer now. bbc.in/4sbz6q2 #QueenoftheNewYear

Wrote for Queen of the New Year on the Hogmanay telly. On iPlayer here. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Wrote for Breaking The Year 2025. It’s on iPlayer here. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

🚨 New episode of the Stop Watering Dead Flowers podcast drops tomorrow at 7am! This week we were thrilled to be joined by cultural icon @ThatWeeMan aka Neil Bratchpiece who shared some of his own heartfelt and hilarious dead flowers on the show. Check it out!

@RossMcCaff Fair play Ross. You caught me at a bad (or rather, nice) time and I thought I could turn a negative into positive. I now realise I was doing the opposite and tbh I’d made a conscious decision to lean into the “cringe” so you were accurate. You seem nice and aren’t even that big.

@ThatWeeMan twitter following aside (and I spend far more time on here), I don't think there's any world where you're not considered a bigger deal than me. Metaphorically speaking

life imitates art imitates life

@RossMcCaff I agree with that.

@ThatWeeMan I still like Twitter - 'here' refers to the kind of society we've built where lunatic murderous scumbags are going on the podcasts of bad comedians

jesus fucking christ

@RossMcCaff To be fair you are a crowd-sized man.

@ThatWeeMan crowdwork's coming on!

@RossMcCaff Neither. If you hate it here though maybe you should just leave. This app is also an afterthought to me now as it’s slid sharply into fascism and folk who stay on it just so they can comment negatively on people doing things for the enjoyment of others who are still able to enjoy

@ThatWeeMan you a fan of the podcast or the dictator?

@RossMcCaff I hope you find contentment Ross. Your timeline is a cavalcade of bitterness. Failing that I hope you at least find a better fitting waistcoat. As you are a fat cunt mate.

@ThatWeeMan wouldn't open with it

@ketaminedrams @RossMcCaff ni cheapaim

@RossMcCaff Genuinely think Kneecap's success have given him encouragement

@wanderer1982 @RossMcCaff I loved that tune Clark. Fingered yer maw to it in Motherwell Majestic.

@RossMcCaff Jesus, that is almost as bad as that Chewin' the Fat rap from 2001-ish that was a Savoy main stay tune...........

@RossMcCaff Then fuck off you fat cunt.

i hate it here

Full music video on YouTube. Link and Edinburgh Fringe tickets in bio. #scottish #rap

RIP the legend Big Gary Little. One of the best comedians to come out the country and one of the nicest guys to spend time with. Still absolutely reeling from the shock of this news, deepest condolences go to his family. Rest easy big man x