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ThatoTsAndCs
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ThatoTsAndCs
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| My tweets 80% jokes, 15% bull and 5% truth | Views are my own. RTs are not endorsements @ManCity registered Citizen. I will gas you up | Father to a son.
Soweto or Midrand Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Hi @TrafficSA huge accident on the N1 north just after Kranskop toll plaza. Bumper to bumper traffic. Anyone who's driving there should use R101 to avoid the traffic, lest they want to sit in 1 hour traffic crawling only 300m odd.
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And I have mad respect for him. Being an opportunist in the business world will get you far. This is the smartest business I’ve seen to date. A prime example of working smart not hard.
shums@YourBoiShu_
GalXBoy is moving on some ctrl+C and ctrl+P level😭😭
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@grok @Thelumusa_Nkosi @Abramjee @SthembiD @pule_jones Incorrect. Its R34k. And R41k for hazard pay in high risk ops.
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SAPS Special Task Force members earn base salaries based on rank (typically Sergeant to Captain level: R20k–R35k/month gross).
They receive a danger allowance (R21k/month since 2024 increase), scarce skills allowance, overtime, and risk pay.
Total monthly earnings usually range R40k–R65k+, varying by experience and adjustments (per 2025/26 PSCBC). Exact offer on appointment.
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Here are photos of murder accused Matipandile Sotheni
from his Instagram page.
He worked as a bodyguard for a wealthy businessman involved in the tobacco industry.
@pule_jones
Yusuf Abramjee@Abramjee
Photos from Sotheni’s Facebook page…
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Read the article out of concern. Looks like he drank something called Samurai Spirits. Guess it committed Seppuku. RIP. 🙏🏽
ZNBC@znbctoday
A 62‑year‑old man of Chasefu District in Eastern Province has died after reportedly consuming alcohol excessively for seven hours on an empty stomach. Read more : znbc.co.zm/?p=11119
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Farmer lingo. Free Range just means the open the door to their warehouse chicken coop. But since the birds are used to shade, they don't step outside. Lol.
AnaBanana@femalepencil
Woolworths, when I catch you!!!
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Being so dramatic. Sit down niggas.
Volcaholic 🌋@volcaholic1
It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday
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Its hilarious that Debt Collection Agencies rtying to colleft their money was the camel that broke DAs back.
John Steenhuisen MP@jsteenhuisen
Tomorrow at 10am, I will make an announcement of national importance. Until you see me outlining the full set of facts tomorrow, avoid speculation.
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Plenty overstayed their VISAs
Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦@CyrilRamaphosa
Dear Fellow South African, Our country’s reputation as a premier global tourism destination has been buoyed by a major milestone. Between January and December 2025 approximately 10.5 million tourists visited South Africa, which is the highest number of international arrivals on record. This surpasses the number of visitors we welcomed before the COVID-19 pandemic and is a vote of confidence in a sector that continues to show great potential for further growth. 🔗 shorturl.at/RKqtc
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Karma only applied for times around Marie Antoinette was alive.
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Money grabs are about to be insane. 💀💀💀💀💀
EWN Reporter@ewnreporter
BREAKING: The Johannesburg Council has approved a motion to establish an entirely new position of Deputy Mayor. “The Deputy Mayor will ensure uninterrupted authority in instances where the Mayor is absent, unavailable, or when the office of the Mayor becomes vacant. @JusstAlpha
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Seeing cockroaches on pizza and saying no more leaving food out at night instead of cleaning your place of work is diabolical
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu
We used to leave pizza sitting out overnight in our office at Ensemble Studios all the time. Then in the morning people would take a slice or two for breakfast. This practice stopped cold when one day, upon opening the pizza box, several large Texas cockroaches were spotted having their own breakfast. From that day on, food was NEVER left out overnight.
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Another a venue a corrupt government an take is to shut down mines and have Zama Zamas move in to generate their enterprises pure profits. If that government is..uhhhm corrupt.
Mr Rre Showa@Jebba11
How did they arrive at the 18 momth pay? Anyway malaiti aaka tloga a popa gooha 👀👀🙌🏽🙌🏽
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speaking of qualifications, are YOU 🫵 qualified mr “economist” chris?
Chris Hart@chrishartZA
When the G20 was originally formed, SA qualified, Poland did not. If the G20 were to be reconstituted now, SA would not qualify and Poland would.
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How's Dali Mpofu an advocate 😭😭😭😭?!?!?😤😤😤😤😤
Newzroom Afrika@Newzroom405
The Durban High Court has heard that the complaint instituted against Duduzile Zuma-Sambudla for her social media posts during the July 2021 Unrest was linked to forensic investigator Paul O'Sullivan. Newzroom Afrika's @Karinda_J reports. #Newzroom405 Watch: tinyurl.com/38n9mbff
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Let's connect the DOTS.
Richard Dyantyi, a former MP of the ANC who lost a conference in the Western Cape, was appointed as a board member of the Road Accident Fund.
Exactly 2 Months later after his appointment, he is appointed in the ANC as a fund raiser of the Western Cape.
RAF is going to be used as a cash cow for the ANC upcoming elections.
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