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Dan
@The0riginalDan
Striving to be as original as Dan can be
Katılım Şubat 2021
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@ThrillaRilla369 Sign me up, that's what time I get up and pee every night.
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@jarro56 @VintageRockN_85 I totally read that wrong, it would be a toss up between Deep Purple and Led Zeppelin.
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@The0riginalDan @VintageRockN_85 But question states you can’t see either of them so who else would you pick!
In the 60’s the Beatles were a pop group for teenagers!
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If you aren’t bed bound or elderly this isn’t even a debate
Your occupation simply becomes daily pushups and 200/day is $730K/year
Even if you can’t do 200 out of the gate you’ll have incentive to get up to speed pretty damn fast
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
$10 per push-up or $1 million?
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Some women definitely have this in them. Not all women but there is definitely a sub group of extremely manipulative, I'll say anything, make up any story and when all the proof of their actions is presented to them, and there is no denying their actions, will look at you and go "I hate you".
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I had one of those moments at work today that really made me paused for a second.
I called a guy to confirm his DNA test appointment, just doing my usual routine.
As soon as I explained why I was calling, he let out this long, exhausted sigh and said, “Bro… I’ve already done this twice. I can literally send you the results. She just refuses to believe it. I’m not the father.”
You could hear it in his voice. Not even angry, just completely drained. Like this situation had been going on way longer than it should have.
So I thanked him, ended the call, and did what I was supposed to do. I called her back and explained that he wasn’t willing to come in again.
And without hesitation, she goes, “I know he’s not the dad, but I just…
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@jarro56 @VintageRockN_85 Sarcasm is easily lost in a written post. I would still pick the Beatles. The Rolling Stones , in my opinion, became much more interesting in the mid to late 70's.
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@VintageRockN_85 B. Three of my favorite bands in one group. Easy choice for a change.
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Which pair of songs win it?
#Rocknrollmusic
A
The Chain
Love Hurts
Running With The Devil
Holy Diver
B
Perfect Strangers
California Dreamin’
Midnight Rambler
Gimme Three Steps
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Te original premise does not have any qualifiers like, "keep in mind, some people are stupid and will pick blue because it is their favorite color". If it did blue would be the obvious choice. But as it is written, Red is the only answer that guarantees everyone lives. 100% red, nobody dead.
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Blue is 100% the right choice. There is no reality where all 8 billion people pick red so you have to pick blue to prevent millions from dying.
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@Simon_Ingari Most companies pay early if the pay period ends on a holiday or weekend. This is just standard business practices. Please find a better straw man.
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Employee: Can I get my salary on the 30th?
Manager: What does your contract say?
Employee: Payment is made on the 1st of every month.
Manager: Then sorry, you can’t be paid on 30th.
Employee: But the 1st is a public holiday. I need the money before the long weekend. A little flexibility won’t hurt the company.
Manager: Sorry, rules are rules.
Employee: Understood.
On Monday...↓
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@its_The_Dr Depends, can I buy them individually or do I have to buy a dozen. There are 8 dozen eggs that can be bought with a dollar $.96. If I can get them one at a time I can get 100 eggs.
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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Around here I could get it done for $600 from an uninsured tree guy and $1000 from an insured tree guy.
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This guy responded to a call where the customer stated he had a small tree to be cut down for $200 and if hauled sway, $250.
When the man showed up he didn’t think $250 was enough for the job. The tree wasn’t as small as was made out to be.
How much money would you pay to have this “small” tree cut down and hauled off? Some are saying $2,000? 😳 Does that sound right?
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The educated moron is the greatest threat to the Republic. Without any notable achievements, they have convinced themselves, that they have all the answers. I have been regulated by a city council made up of former teachers, state and city workers and a few accountants. Other than the accountants, they have never made a dollar in the private sector. They are convinced that they must be brilliant, not because of accomplishments but because they are likeable and the town votes for them. It is amazing how quickly they develope a God complex. Giving a person control over a 20 million dollar budget when their household budget is $150k is ridiculous. Unfortunately, the people most qualified to run, often won't. It is hard to convince a dedicated high end employee or owner of a business to take time away to help with government.
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Coming to the conclusion that there is nothing you can do to convince a socialist that their ideas are terrible. Nothing.
Not once have I changed a persons mind. They cannot grasp economic facts or incentives. Their brains are skewed towards vibes and envy.
Sad reality is that if they’re on this journey then they have to see the conclusion. Even sadder reality is that they will drag so many others into this decline.
We did this to ourselves.
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@Simi_2210_ 3(3+3)=18, 6(6+6)=72, 18(18+18)=648. This is an alternate pattern to the 2,3,4,5 pattern
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@redheadranting Pink Houses and here's why, I play in a band a this is a crowd favorite to this very day. I looked at the top 100 for 84' and I don't think there is anything on the list that would get people as engaged as Pink Houses. JMO
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@allrockmusic Hemisheres-Rush is my favorite. Bob Seger would be a close second.
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