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@pop_tartlet Holy guacamole!

@VinnysCorner1 Martellus Bennett

I know I got you stumped this time!

@zplerhop @pop_tartlet Don't worry. We're gonna plummet 35 degrees by Friday. Because why not....

@The2nd_NotJr @pop_tartlet Tomorrow even more so.

@SellersCounsel @Keeks!

Podcast someone (not me) should run with: Lawyers Helping Lawyers Where attorneys come and talk about their career and how they ended up where they are today. Most of us don’t fit into the career molds taught to young attorneys. Think it would be worthwhile to share that there are a million different ways to be successful in law.

@pop_tartlet @1991LyriC Very....very fair

@zplerhop @pop_tartlet It's just a beautiful day in Delaware, Charly!

@pop_tartlet Gross. It's 96 here BUT we are code orange because 1) our air quality is shitty and 2) a local refinery dumped a lot of waste near our largest city and was like lol oops

@pop_tartlet @1991LyriC I won't yuck someone else's yum. But no thanks!

@pop_tartlet @1991LyriC "Oh, baby, I've got some hot, wet crevices I want you to explore...." Well, that's misleading

@croptopsllc Husbands gonna husband 🤣

Taken as I busted Will taking photos of my butt.

@tomstakes One of the few football games I watched with my brother in law, who doesn't care for football. Watched it in my mother's living room.

My memory: I was at my dad’s house and he said “It’s not an Eagles loss until McNabb takes a bad sack” which set the 4th down up. Once he made the play we kinda just knew the Eagles would win. Dawk’s pick in OT + the return already put us in Akers range. Warm up the bus!

@AATBirds Art Monk

Name a Random Philadelphia Eagle Ill start; Koy Detmer #FlyEaglesFly

@SellersCounsel @DietCoke_Esq It's a type of sugar, I believe

@DietCoke_Esq Me trying to pronounce demurrer

When I file a demurrer: she is precise, strategic, sexy, and perfectly reasonable When a demurrer is filed against my client: ok wow no need to be so dramatic, just file an answer omg

@captive_dreamer So...tax cuts and fiscal conservatism are bad?

Thomas Massie really embodies the old pre Trump GOP: tax cuts, fiscal conservatism, lots of legal immigration. I don't know why people think he's "based." He's functionally no different than Paul Ryan or Mike Pence. A "principled" loser. That's it.

@pop_tartlet @DietCoke_Esq @juliegirltweets Nope, I don't.

@pop_tartlet @DietCoke_Esq @juliegirltweets I....feel attacked here (about the cartoon picture)

I hate when men get on here talking about fat women like they don’t look like ogres themselves

@OhFuckYeahBud82 Throws...caught! Foles! Touchdown!

Trey Burton

@DietCoke_Esq @ex_factis Good!

@ex_factis Connecticut is a no from me dawg

Got another recruiter email for TKO Group (WWE). While I would be a really fun personality hire on the legal team, I would spend all my working hours trying to get in the ring

@THEJaxEsq @Corbienest

@jennyrozelle @BrianDavisTax

@BrianDavisTax BRIAN!!! 😂😂😂