Ron Burgundy

Hey, everyone seeing this post, give me a follow! I’ll follow back!

@DefiantLs Self-deprecating behavior ✅

AOC: "I thought that fascist takeover attempts were going to be architected by evil geniuses and I was not expecting how unearned, nepotistic, mediocre and just dumb so many of the people architecting this were going to be."

@asherrkiinee It’s 67 upside down

What number do you see? RT LEVEL- VERY HARD Nobody is yet to find the number Correct answer wins $7,000 Ends 22hrs

@katee_K1 He’s autistic.

This female officer had the opportunity to de-escalate and wait for backup, the male was emotionally distressed and needed some space, there was no imminent threat so why did she feel the need to put hands on him and push this guy over the edge? This is a 40 something year old man living with his mother because she has never said no to him and this is the result

@RadioGenoa Ask her a riddle. If she gets it wrong, throw her an anchor. If she gets it right, throw her an anchor.

What would you do?

What is this genre of music called?

@otokyo__ Take a very large magnet and place it outside the front door.

What's your response??? 🤔

@RealJamesWoods It’s lack of respect

This is unfixable.

@RadioGenoa 21 Tons

Group name?

@TiffanyFong Come check them.

Your balls are riddled with microplastics.

@krassenstein Now don’t forget to buy some bud light.

I’ve listened. I’ve reflected. I’ve grown. After losing 6,000 followers for buying a Cybertruck, I realized I needed a vehicle that better aligns with my followers’ environmental expectations and moral values. So I traded it in for a beauty that gets 7 MPG and personally accelerates glacier melt every time I tap the gas pedal. The good news is it has absolutely no connection to Elon Musk. Looking forward to earning back your trust, and hopefully those 6,000 refollows.

@DefiantLs So stunning and brave. 🤣😂

"Found out my fcking employer voted for Trump. And guess who quit? I did." So brave.

@Geniustechw Front butt

I Gotta Know… What do you call this?!

@otokyo__ Try this

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@harryjsisson 🤣🤣🤣😂 how many dicks have you sucked this week Harry?

Our mentally deranged President posted this on social media in the middle of the night. 25th Amendment now.

@AVGirl4Life Trump also has citizenship

Trump is a billionaire. Your parents are not.

@DefiantLs I’m gonna run after you just to see how girly you run.

DoorDash driver warns MAGA: "If I see a MAGA sign out front, I'm throwing your food out the f*cking window"

@TaraBull Starts with an R ends with a D and it isn’t rad

Describe Jimmy Kimmel in one word

@WhiteHouse I’d put fish in it. Make it the Presidential Lake. Maybe put a mini White House cabin on it. 😂

SOON.

@TiffanyFong Bernie Sanders

name a man who sits down to pee