Cider swigging salty vidiot 🦋

@jimthegiant @MarinaPurkiss If he literally starting shitting diamonds into the economy the media would portray him has recklessly throwing sharp rocks at the NHS

Whats mental is if he just went, fuck it - rejoin EU, nationalise rail, nationalise water & do a wealth tax He’d become a hero overnight

@anon_opin 100% Farage has an office in his house.

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

Boris Johnson sent the owner of this newspaper to the House of Lords. The owner of the newspaper, a Russian billionaire....

@BBCTees @MWGoneFishing @RealBobMortimer And away…….

Bob Mortimer pays tribute to @MWGoneFishing star Ted, who has passed away 💔

@RoughTrade Beastie boys- Sabrosa youtu.be/63IWd5XAANI?si…

What’s the first jazz record you’d hand to someone who “doesn’t like jazz”?

@JamesCleverly @Conservatives Cheers to that

Under a @Conservatives government everyone will have to abide by the same laws, the same rules, the same expectations of behaviour. And the people who enforce those rules and laws will be expected to enforce them consistently, equally, and fairly.

@mikartistik @glastonbury @AudioGlasgow @thelexington The best Wednesday afternoon. Thanks Mik.

Big tent. @Glastonbury. Still not entirely sure what we’re doing… but people keep coming. @AudioGlasgow / @TheLexington London next 🎟️ mikartistik.com/live #MikArtistik #Glastonbury #LiveMusicUK #GlasgowGigs #LondonGigs

Boris Johnson didn't pass vetting when Theresa May appointed him forgein secretary. The media must have missed that one.

@WG_RumblePants @thecricketdraft

@thecricketdraft Loved her in Austin Powers 2

👀 - HUGE!

It’s Boxing Day. Anyone getting up and playing classic Christmas tunes is a psychopath.

Same every year, people attend Stonehenge for the winter solstice while nobody mentions the elephant in the room. The stones there are all fibre glass replicas with the real stones still at the storage facility in Aldershot. #FreeTheStones

@lecanardnoir Fire’s not as good as it used to be.

Not sure who made this. I really love it

@reformparty_uk Do you accept rubles or untraceable bitcoin? Asking for friendski

Coming soon. ✨

Who would make the best Prime Minister: a) Nigel Farage b) a turd

BBCFour have accidentally broadcast the wrong clip. #TOTP

@RupertLowe10 полезный идиот

I have received A LOT of questions about Nathan Gill, having sat as a Brexit Party MEP alongside him in Brussels and Strasbourg. He was also the Reform leader in Wales. For those who don’t know, he has pleaded guilty to taking pro-Russian bribes over a number of months. Obviously, I had absolutely no idea. I was new to the European Parliament, Nathan had been there for years alongside Farage - they were very close. He was the head of the delegation of our MEPs, so with the whip ran the day-to-day affairs of our grouping and organised activity in Brussels/Strasbourg. He was one of just two MEPs from the previous term Farage allowed to stand again. He seemed particularly interested in Russian/Ukrainian developments which I found peculiar. There was one event, right at the beginning of our term, which he asked me and other MEPs to attend. Due to his position in the grouping, I agreed. It had a very pro-Russian slant, with individuals who claimed to be close to Putin there. For obvious reasons, I did not attend another such event. I thought his obsession with that part of the world was strange, but given his years in the Parliament and position in the party, I didn’t think there was more to it. Other MEPs also found it unusual, but we just got on with job. So to journalists asking, there is my response. It is disgraceful behaviour, treasonous behaviour. I am ashamed to have ever sat alongside him.

@lecanardnoir youtu.be/EHC9HE7vazI?si…

@lecanardnoir This fad of fruit flavoured beers and ciders has gone too far