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Mature, handsome mixed with a lotta ignance... #FIO ... 2 time Tweet of the Year award winner
LA|PHL Katılım Mayıs 2011
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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the Wet Ass Pussy defense. it'll become a legal staple!
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Afroman's lawyer quotes WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion while questioning the ex-wife of former officer Shawn Grooms. Lawyer: Are you familiar with the song Wet Ass Pu**y? Grooms: Yes. Is that a rap song? Lawyer: It is. Have your students played it in class? Grooms: Once and I asked them to please turn it off. Lawyer: When they were listening to it, did they think that was a fact? Grooms: No.
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Afroman won a jury verdict clearing him of wrongdoing in a lawsuit filed by police who raided Afroman's home, then sued him after they claimed he defamed them by ridiculing them on social media
billboard.com/pro/afroman-tr…
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Baseball is the world's game. If you don't believe that, listen to Bryce Harper, who spent some time after his incredible home run and painful loss telling me why the WBC is so great and how different baseball cultures enrich the game. Column free at ESPN: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

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