Sarah McGrath

That’s my pitcher!!

@realDonaldTrump I don’t care about the water or anything else really. Keep your promise about IVF. Make it effective the day you get into the white house, cover IVF for ALL!

@steelers 🫴

Reply with a 🫴 and we’ll give you a football.

Can’t load @1800CONTACTS app or webpage. I just want to know when my new peeper lenses are arriving so I don’t have to be 4 eyes for days.

@POTUS The top and the bottom. How about the middle?

Folks, I don’t want to punish anyone’s success. But those at the top have been getting a free ride for far too long. We’re going to change that.

@POTUS How about instead of a tax break we get sent $600 extra a week like the unemployed.

It’s time we give the middle class a tax break for a change. The hardworking Americans who get up every single day and make this country run. That’s what my Build Back Better Agenda is all about.

Hey @BillClinton could you kindly remind everyone that HIPAA does not apply to someone asking you about your vaccine status? Sincerely, Annoyed.

Hey @elonmusk going to Mars is important.. so keep doing that. But your next big investment should be into researching teleportation.... just sayin.

@steelers @heinzfield I hope the ghosts of steelers past guide you to a victory over the turds tonight. 💛🖤

Our house. #HereWeGo

The world is so scary right now. No matter what side you are on. When will it end? When can we learn love and compassion?

@FedEx @FedExHelp why is it that my package went from being delivered by end of day to no delivery status? I can’t get a representative on the phone and your virtual assistant is utterly useless. I have issues constantly with your deliveries. Even before,way before this pandemic.

Just saw @amyschumer at Walmart in Kingston. Was too nervous to say hi. But hi. I love you. You look beautiful! ❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️

@TakeCarePT2 Mines Lucia....

$100 to any girl whose middle name isn’t: - Marie - Nicole - Kate - Rose - Elizabeth

@itsJessAndrea Picking the wrong guys....

Love is unique to everyone, like a fingerprint or a strand of DNA. ♥️

@thepioneerwoman Why? I like when you say those things. It’s you, it’s real. That’s who you are. Not a fake TV personality. You’re a real woman who loves to cook for her family and her friends. Yummy delicious oh my goodness worthy food!

In other news, I'm getting ready to film more shows in a couple of weeks, and I'm going to try to avoid saying the following: Yum, Delicious, Scrumptious, Nice and Golden Brown, Definitely, Oh My Goodness. But will there then be any audio on the show? 😂

Went to @Moes_HQ for dinner tonight.... NO CRISPY SHELLS FOR A CLOSE TALKER. WHAT IS THE POINT???????????

@nicolezani I wore nice sandals when I went to one.

@LeVeonBell Just come back, please?

no shade, just never witnessed a tie before...

.@blakeshelton #VoiceBlinds that was a fantastic choice. #Brett