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Christopher

@TheBigBatman

Not Actually Batman. Chubby Bearded Man.

London, England…innit Katılım Aralık 2015
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Christopher
Christopher@TheBigBatman·
Most guys when they see a beautiful redhead are pathetic they say “Does the carpet match the curtains?” make her remember you by saying “I may need to do an inspection because as we all know a rusty roof means there is moisture in the basement” Follow me for more dating tips.
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fancy nancy
fancy nancy@dontstartmeup·
Oh gawd, now she gonna make lycra racewear ain’t she.
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A poorly put together taxidermy fox
*takes a long drag from a cigarette *looks at your baby *exhales What’s wrong with your dog?
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Honey🇨🇦@hidinghoney·
I'll be everyone's hype girl idgaf
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fancy nancy
fancy nancy@dontstartmeup·
My tweets may be hard, just scroll to the easy ones.
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CannabisFlower
CannabisFlower@BadCovid19·
Having a glass of red wine tonight like a classy bish
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CannabisFlower
CannabisFlower@BadCovid19·
Please tweet more….how else am I supposed to flirt with you
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CannabisFlower
CannabisFlower@BadCovid19·
Wait….is it too late to do a mistletoe tweet or….
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Christopher@TheBigBatman·
I’ve decided that in 2026 I’m going to open a store that sells bespoke couches but it will have a mote around it and a series of obstacles you have to pass to get in and only the people who get in can buy…I shall call it “So near, yet Sofa”
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Julz
Julz@T0xic__AF·
a presence that feels like a full-body takeover
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fancy nancy
fancy nancy@dontstartmeup·
Merry Christmas Eve, my pommie chommies.
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fancy nancy
fancy nancy@dontstartmeup·
I’m glass tiger and peach schnapps years old.
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Julz
Julz@T0xic__AF·
and yes… I felt that
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fancy nancy
fancy nancy@dontstartmeup·
Your Christmas present is another year of my great advice, namaste.
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