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when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

@TallowFan @LeFatalTaco @escapefrommelos Not sure why, but this is the funniest thing I've read today

@LeFatalTaco @escapefrommelos Have you tried drinking water while someone jingles keys in front of your face?

At this point, why not just drink water? What's the point?

@SMB_Attorney I go by bottle shape. Water is water.

This blows my mind every time… Walk me through your decision making here? I just grab the cheapest It’s all just water… right?

@6illy___ @Owain_Bowen this fucking funny

Someone who won the world cup sweepstake alongside me messaged the whole company on Slack like "pls donate my winnings to an autism charity" now I gotta do the same. THANKS MATE

@DiedSuddenly_ Good. This means i'll get everything cheap.

Digital price tags that change depending on your facial expression when you look at them?

@The_Forty_Four ITV don't have 4k. It is 2026.

World Cup final viewing figures: BBC: 13.9 million ITV: 3.4 million BBC having no adverts is obviously the main driver as ITV has a much better pundit lineup

crying at the caption, tom knows he’s That Guy

Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic

Resumen de Argentina en el mundial

@patrickbetdavid 10x better means it's still fucking shit 👍🏻

NFL halftime show is 10x better. Have to say it.

Argentina skanky bastards

@Ramon_Vega71 #twentysplenty

This is a disgrace, these prices for a WC FINAL

@AlexMSilverman (Have to bring our own sunhats though)

@AlexMSilverman This is my view every week and it cost me 500 quid for the whole season 🤷🏻‍♂️

The view from the $1 million on-the-pitch seats sold by hospitality provider On Location for the FIFA World Cup Final at MetLife Stadium. It’s on the sunny side of the stadium, so sunhats are included.

Thanks to Fun88 for honouring a 4 year old joke tweet and sending me, my brother and nephew to the World Cup Final. Unreal.

@jarvis_best It got better

@SkySportsNews Bloody JCL

Donald Trump is set to hand over the World Cup trophy to either Spain or Argentina alongside Gianni Infantino following Sunday's final at the MetLife Stadium 🏆 The final will be the first match the US President has attended during the tournament.

Popular opinion: 3rd place play-off goals shouldn't count towards wotld cup goal tallies. Both teams are out.

@JO_BEST7 Nope

👀 the last time France 🇫🇷 was 2:0 down in 20 minutes was an international game against Romania 🇷🇴, a World Cup qualifier that ended (2:2) can the French side draw this game 2:2? France 🇫🇷 0:2 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #FRAENG #worldcupdaily #Fıfaworldcup