Mitch Kirkuff

I know everyone praises the lack of cell phones at The Masters, but my favorite element is the zero tolerance policy for people screaming stupid shit after every fricking shot. Best golf week of the year for so many reasons, but that's up there pretty high on my list.

Every day, I work with records where America argues with itself about who gets to belong here. Birthright citizenship should not even be before the Court. The answer is in our history. The answer is in our records. The answer is in our Constitution. linkedin.com/feed/update/ur….

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@mikejwhelan So sorry for your loss, Michael.

Mitch McConnell discussed what he thinks his legacy will be, in an interview with the Lexington Herald-Leader: "I would like everybody to be able to say, you know, I actually had an impact in a positive way on the country." Steve Schmidt responded:

Stop arguing with them or commenting on their tweets. You’re not gonna change their minds now so why bother

@Timodc Why is Ginny Thomas not under arrest? Why has Mike Flynn not been recalled and faced court-martial? Why is Trump not under arrest? Why does Louis DeJoy still have DeJob? Why are SCOTUS members that committed perjury, not facing impeachment? How is Clarence Thomas still on SC?

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All these people clutching their pearls over fraud, thought it was OK to elect a guy - convicted on 34 felony counts - whose University was closed for fraud - whose Foundation was closed for fraud - whose Organization was found liable for fraud - who sold gold phones people STILL don't have - who oversaw MASSIVE fraud with PPP loans - who pardoned dozens of people convicted of fraud - appointed Tom Homan, who literally took bags of cash as a freaking bribe. Spare us the fake outrage until your concern for fraud also extends to the rich white people fleecing us daily.

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He represents the absolute worst of this country, hateful, and morally vacant. He survives only because the ignorant cheer him on & the corrupt and cowardly refuse to stop him.

@NancySinatra @filmystic Not just nurses!

Non-rhetorically and non-ironically: Abolish ICE.

@CharlieRymerPGA Stretchy belts, stretchy bands!

Went to Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa tonight. Had my weekly Ozempic shot yesterday. Bad combo. Feel like I’m pregnant with twin hippos. What a place! Report tomorrow after the swelling goes down. My watch actually won’t buckle right now.

So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.

I'm sorry but the national media would have had multiple strokes if Joe Biden was sleeping/passed out in his chair in the Oval Office.