Dr. Mike Auckslong, M.D.

Yall gonna seriously change your tune about George Pickens this year… He ain’t even up next… he already been up, but the regulars will see this season

@NEWSYRIA222 @DenisKursakov Also get a haircut you mop head loser, you sound like a virgin… oh and btw I’ll be swinging by your McDonalds later, might as well pre load the bag with fries

@TheBoogMan90 @DenisKursakov It says “maybe” not “every time”. And since when does buying gifts for the girl you exclusively have sex with make you a cuck?

Normal boyfriend after sex: > "that was amazing" > maybe buys her flowers the next day > tells his friends she's smart, funny, caring > goes to sleep Bryan Johnson, 48, after sex: > posts "Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight, everyone." to 1 million followers > waits two minutes > pulls up her vaginal microbiome report > "100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas" > posts the graph > explains the dominant bacterial species in detail > goes to sleep One is in a relationship. The other is in a clinical trial.

@NEWSYRIA222 @DenisKursakov Brother can you read?? It says “after sex” , yall using gifts as a currency for sex? You’re a cuck loser… Buy her a gift whenever you want, not as a reward for sucking your little shrimp… that’s “transactional”…

@jacksonpierce26 @Marty7462844102 @VinnyVidiVici98 You’re goofy, because a Goat should never have to rely on “MVP” caliber teammates… and for the majority of his career Lebron hasn’t been the #1 option, it’s not greatness it’s “good-ish” level journey man… he never had his own era, he ain’t even top 10 all time 🤡🤣

@TheBoogMan90 @Marty7462844102 @VinnyVidiVici98 Goofy for what? Was Luka not just in the MVP race? Being 41 years old as a first option and still leading a team to the 2nd round is something no one has done. Respect greatness.

If you say that LeBron is not the greatest you are wrong. Objectively LeBron is better than anyone else who ever played basketball.

@jacksonpierce26 @Marty7462844102 @VinnyVidiVici98 “Without his MVP caliber teammate” you a goofy 🤡

@Marty7462844102 @VinnyVidiVici98 Bron was without his MVP caliber teammate and carried his squad on his back against a team where 4/5 starters weren’t even born when he was drafted. That’s why this series win is so significant. Why do you old people refuse to acknowledge greatness??

@Tundetp2169 Hey

@TheBoogMan90 Hey

There ain’t 1 single thing LeBron James has in his bag(offense or defense) that could stop Larry Bird in a 1 on 1 from 21-0 his bum a**…

@Ronrosco2 Yall same the same thing every year, then blame every one but Lamar… when will it end

I don't think anyone has had as good of an off-season as the Ravens. Like 2nd place is not even close.

@RuthChika12 @obsrvate So what is the meg the stallion battalion doing then??? Dumb hypocrite broad… Lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese, ham, onion, mayo, mustard… 👏🏻👏🏻 chop chop

@obsrvate I hate that every time a high-profile couple breaks up, the first move is to try and ruin the woman’s reputation. Let her live. If she was single and doing her thing, that’s her business. Don't let an ex-boyfriend’s bitterness dim your light, Angel.

Angel Reese went live and was very EMOTIONAL after her ex boyfriend Jalen Duren EXPOSED her for having over 80 BODIES at 23 years old 😬👀 "He's just mad I had him spending $600k a week on me" "I literally went to LSU 80 bodies is nothing some of my teammates got over 300"

@Matthew36908613 @Shane00 You can’t be serious…

@Shane00 na watch they gonna act like it’s unimpressive when he wins becuase he had a 3-0 even though he got em there media does anything to put this man down

If LeBron blows a 3-0 lead it doesn't count because it's not the finals Don't switch up now

@Jackson_Muse Is this a highlight of him scrambling in a drill with no defense?

Lamar Jackson’s Recent IG Story

@DamienPetersNBA @A1_sinceDay111 Are you retarded? This mf literally talking about YOU

@A1_sinceDay111 Absolutely man

If you think nostalgia doesn’t exist in the NBA just remember that we glorify Michael Jordan having the flu in the playoffs, but we’ll forget very quickly that Joel Embiid is out there gutting it out with an open wound after just being in the hospital, and Cade is struggling to breathe at his full capacity after a recently collapsed lung. This generation is “soft” though, I guess…

@goatevar He’ll fumble the ball away for his super team every round of the playoffs before he gets the chance to fumble it away in the SB brotha

When Lamar make it to the Bowl he ain’t losing

@theundertaker1s @imwaytooalive Brother you have DERRICK HENRY… They aren’t scheming those routes because LaFraud can’t throw them… what’s so hard to understand

Dear Declan Doyle plz draw up all the intermediate passing concepts & Lamar will throw for 4,500+ yards 45+ TDs on histroic efficiency - Thank You

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

@HanaHoops Chilling with 2 more Ring, 2 more FMVPs, 1 more MVP, a DPOY and 9 more Scoring Titles having played 10 less seasons 😂

@youngthug If he can catch one of those wounded duck balls from LaFraud Jackson I’d be really impressed

Nigga already a raven lol look at the fucking house he’s in ❤️‍🔥

@mjisda1 @michaelps2k @purplepo_20 Whether you are or aren’t I don’t blame you for being an idiot

@mjisda1 @michaelps2k @purplepo_20 Serious question, Are you mentally handicapped? I don’t want to roast you if you don’t know any better

No. It will not. That 8 is getting retired instantly LMAO

@AdamSchefter Best move they could have made, with a glaring hole at QB … this addition finally completes the super team they’ve had for the last 5 seasons

Ravens are signing former Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia to a three-year deal, per source. Pavia was supposed to try out this weekend, but the Ravens signed him in advance.