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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the entirety of internet discourse in one screenshot.

@Michaeach3 @SuellenSpeaks Haven’t they been saying this for months now?

BREAKING: UN officials are now warning that the United Nations is facing "total financial collapse" because member states are refusing to pay their dues. "We face a real danger of running out of money," they say. Good. A corrupt, bloated bureaucracy that rewards regimes like Iran while obsessively attacking democracies does not deserve a single dime of Western taxpayer money. Let it collapse. Defund the UN.

@Keir_Starmer Aren’t you the same guy that lets little girls be stabbed by Muslims? I feel like that may be a more urgent matter.

I know parents are worried about social media and its impact on their children’s safety. They rightly expect fast action. Today, I’m calling on senior leaders from X, Meta, Snap, YouTube and TikTok to step up. I will do whatever it takes to keep children safe online.

@EmmanuelMacron Who cares what you think? You ar nobody. Nothing.

Yesterday, I spoke with Iranian President Massoud Pezeshkian, as well as with U.S. President Donald Trump. I urged the resumption of the negotiations suspended in Islamabad, the clearing up of misunderstandings, and the avoidance of any further escalation. It is essential, in particular, that the ceasefire be strictly respected by all parties and that it include Lebanon. It is equally important that the Strait of Hormuz be reopened unconditionally, without restrictions or tolls, as soon as possible. Under these conditions, negotiations should be able to resume quickly, with the support of the key parties concerned. France and the United Kingdom will also host a conference in Paris this Friday, bringing together by videoconference non-belligerent countries ready to contribute, alongside us, to a multilateral and purely defensive mission aimed at restoring freedom of navigation in the strait when security conditions allow.

@Keir_Starmer Just like the British to “wait until the conflict ends.” You are such a weak-kneed Nancy that deserves no respect on the world stage.

The ongoing closure of the Strait of Hormuz is deeply damaging. Getting global shipping moving is vital to ease cost of living pressures. The UK has convened more than 40 nations who share our aim to restore freedom of navigation. This week the UK and France will co-host a summit to advance work on a coordinated, independent, multinational plan to safeguard international shipping when the conflict ends.

@sazu_samalox I actually learned to speak a little Russian back in college. I don’t remember much of it but I still have the textbooks and may take another crack at it.

так странно видеть, что иностранцы в твиттере, как оказалось, не ненавидят русских. чувствую себя как человек, которого впервые в жизни обняли, а не избили

@belet_seri Boil the scientists

@NotaBiscuit2 @NiohBerg @RepSwalwell

@NiohBerg @RepSwalwell After Fang Fang, he stuck his Wang Wang, in someone's Thang Thang, and they said wait a Dang Dang minute here, and they went to the DA and Sang Sang!

@belet_seri I’m so sick of this clown world.

@Gymvibe_ It’s a little bit overcooked

Lava seared steak

Concussions truly are no joke. This suuuucks.

It’s not disinformation that makes me think London is a shithole. It’s the fact is a Muslim infested shithole.

@leschnei @WashTimes Nope, he still has other appeal pending. This shit stain will never actually be deported. This system is so broken that we can’t get rid of people like him.

@WashTimes Please tell me it really is true and this ass is finally going to get kicked out

Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil loses deportation case trib.al/QTDwwPg

@belet_seri I do the same thing as you. I just caught a roll up door to the head and face two days ago at work and I have just been powering through it too.

My new friend @orange23410 recommended that I start watching Frieren. So tonight I watched about 6 episodes and I am absolutely in love with it. Great recommendation, thank you!

@belet_seri An injustice system like we have will only lead to very bad things. It’s ok to punish criminals and murderers. In fact, a healthy society demands it.

The kind of shit a Resident Evil villain carries around and stabs themselves with before transforming into a giant meatblob with lots of eyes to shoot at.

I might have jumped on the bandwagon a little late, but hey, American brothers! I love Kojima so much that I started cosplaying as Ocelot!👉👉 The more I studied him, the more I fell in love with Westerns and American culture!

@ky0hamabe1001 @anbako1945 @Zan_Woo I just started a replay of Metal Gear Solid V and forgot how much fun that game is. Your Ocelot cosplay is awesome! Well done.

@tanpukunokami I am gonna try this and see what I think

There's a Japanese breakfast that the rest of the world hates. This. Hot rice. Raw egg. Soy sauce. Mix. Eat. It's called Tamago Kake Gohan — TKG. Literally: "Egg on Rice." The internet's reaction: "Raw egg? That's disgusting." "You'll get sick." "Absolutely not." Shut up and try it first. The egg melts into the hot rice, gets silky and creamy, and the soy sauce hits you with that perfect umami. Come to Japan and try it. It'll change your life.

@belet_seri Also they literally choose other religions holidays to launch terror attacks on all the time.