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I'll leave this here. You're welcome.

Arrived today. Tonight's listening comes courtesy of @StillCorners. #SlowAir #Vinyl

Remember. It's not Christmas until Hans hits the floor. #DieHard #Advent

*NEW* Watch: William Shatner’s Captain Kirk Returns In “Unification” Short Film From Roddenberry Archive #startrek @Archive_X_IO @otoy @williamshatner bit.ly/otoyunification

@lomoon were excellent last night. Banter between songs seemed more subdued, possibly due to the election. But a solid show all round.

Just used the Chorlton Morrisons and tried to drive through the area on a Sunday. That was one of the most stressful experiences of my life. And I've died. Which is saying something.

When your Aunt finds some old records in her loft and gives you this original stone cold classic.

@JamesBlunt Obvious but this man needs to change to 'The Artist Formally Known as James Blunt' but you can't say it verbally. It's pronounced by the sound made from striking a tuning fork against a pylon.

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins. #jameswho

@LASTEXITshirts This film needed James Woods. Most things need James Woods.

It's morbin' time at 21:00 on Channel4. 'Morbius' is in the so bad it's good stakes (pun unintended) for me. When I become an evil genius, I too want a perpetually, rotating flock of bats in a giant, glass cylinder. Hysterical. - Jamie

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Yeah. This hospital isn't fucking around is it. #manchester

@AliPlumb Hackers. #HackThePlanet

What's your go-to "day off sick" comfort movie?

This is the really real world. And #TheCrow remake is being panned. I think I'll just stick on the original and bask in Brandon Lee's charisma and moody guitar solos.

Went to the toilet without my phone. Basically, I locked myself in a room with nothing but my own thoughts.

This amazing album was released August 22nd 1994. Let that sink in. It's 30 years old. #Dummy @Portisheadinfo

When your friend has had a heart transplant and because of the drugs is hallucinating he met @themichaelowen It would be rude not to take full advantage of this.

This donkey. Clearly having an existential crisis at Royal Lancashire Agricultural Show.

Waiting for my car to be sorted and popped into the church café next door. Forgot I was wearing this..... 😬

Dammit.

@McDonaldsUK you had one job.

@DrChrisGrocott If you shove it where the sun doesn't shine, you will need disimpaction to clear it. It would be quite impactful.

We need to talk about the word 'ideate'. Actually, we don't need to ever talk about the word 'ideate' ever again in any context whatsoever, forget it exists, shove it where the sun doesn't shine along with 'impactful', and the world will be a more beautiful place.