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Things did not get better on this website during the month of August. Anyway, I'm here: bsky.app/profile/dogand…

Gonna log off for the month of August. Maybe there will be something worth logging back into in September but who knows! I leave you with Lucy’s smooshy smile.

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

If you're wondering why your boyfriend isn't texting you back

It has been years and I keep thinking about why they didn't just edit this out lol

@Estleton12 @theblackcowgirl @mack_oxenden @nytimes That’s not a helmet. That’s a hunt cap and it doesn’t provide any protection. They were common until the early 2000s but are no longer permitted in competition.

@theblackcowgirl @mack_oxenden @nytimes Why not trim the hair? many athletes give up things, cut hair etc for their sport. this is a self-inflicted issue. if you can create a helmet, Great, but don’t make it look like someone else’s fault.

First email I open this morning, “You’re famous!” 🥰 #saddleuphelmeton 🐴🤎🖤 Thank you for amplifying our voices @nytimes nytimes.com/2023/03/03/spo…

Brit was in my dream last night. I don’t remember much more about it other than she was there. It was nice to see her again.

Sincerely, save your empty words. You are the person who said you would have opposed the Civil Rights Act, singlehandedly blocked the Emmett Till Antilynching Act, and had the audacity to say racism no longer exists.

Everyone is always like “Wtf how was Norm 34?” And I hate to break it to you ladies but this is what your boyfriend looks like under the beard and glasses.

Revisiting this thread is pure joy.