Gareth

@JanetBubbles @hvsperus @imlirvingit She said better process then said British Airways. Their process is absolutely honking.

@hvsperus @imlirvingit I will stick with BA😁

Ryanair have publicised for years that you can only check in on the app. It tells you when you book you have to check in on the app. The app sends notifications to tell you to check in on the app. The cheap fares are because human interaction with customers is as limited as poss.

@cromwellephant @LeoMCFC__ If it’s a draw they both get the firing squad.

@LeoMCFC__ Loser also gets the firing squad

Someone should organise a 1v1 fight to the death In jail between Vickrum Digwa and Axel Rudabakana. Winner gets the firing squad.

@RevivedThoughts Don’t be so ridiculous. It’s like counting the countries you’ve flown over as visited.

Settle a debate I'm having. Can you count having visited a country if you never left the airport?

@PolitlcsUK Arrest the officers in question then this won’t happen. It’s really that simple.

🚨 BREAKING: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood says a police officer has been forced to relocate after being misidentified in Henry Nowak's arrest

@raisangatia @SirLeoBDasilva He might not be a better footballer, but he’s a better striker. Some games call for better footballers, some games call for better strikers. We have them both.

@SirLeoBDasilva Havertz saved Arsenal in the Burnley game and scored first against PSG and City. If anything this guy deserves to be in more games. I really dont understand why people think Gyokeres is a better player than Havertz.

I love Havertz but he was out for the entire season. Gyokeres was the one who led that line to the title.

@LegacySiu Samuel Eto’o.

Name a player that has played for these 3 clubs HARDEST

@mcrj1996 He was about 18 seconds away from getting his swede stoved in. I’d say the Police did alright there.

This video is a nice illustration of British Pontius Pilate Policing. A man is wearing a sports top he’s completely entitled to wear. This shirt irrationally upsets other people. Police perceive violence may happen. Rather than protect the victim they placate the mob.

@MetamateDaz The only stupid thing about her is that she chose to go on a trip with such dumb ass friends.

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post. I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so. Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here. But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it. And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂 Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻 So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️ So for one last time… ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Chiefo x #COYG

How it started…

@Artbybae Why’s nobody mention his t-shirt looks like ‘The Scream’ painting.

As a parent, i would’ve beat his ass. Why would you go to a strangers house asking for food? 1. You don’t know them. Anything could’ve happened 2. We got food at home 3. Don’t ever embarrass me like this 😭

@Arsenal You lot playing with us. We asked for training pictures and you send us a video of the goalkeepers auditioning for the Majorettes 😭👏🏾

Fine-tuning the reflexes 🧤

@aoife10x 5’ 2? Have you had a growth spurt or are you wearing heels?

People think I’m joking. Look out for a 5’2 brunette in the 07/08 away shirt. You will SEE.

@DailyAFC @SimonJones_DM The Lever Boys are back in action…

Barcelona are weighing up an approach for Arsenal defender, Piero Hincapie, despite him being happy at Arsenal. The Spanish side understand it will be a difficult deal to pull off, but are willing to test the water. 🕵️‍♂️🇪🇨 [@SimonJones_DM]

@Jacob4rmstrong I see what you’re doing, now she’s single you’re playing the UNO Reverse Card. You’re a smart cookie.

Am I the only guy alive who doesn't find Maya Jama attractive?? She's so weird looking to me

They really said ‘he’s first, except for the ones before him’.

@HotspurLane He’s done more interviews this week than Sir Trevor McDonald in 30 years.

🚨 James Maddison HITS OUT at the ‘fun police’ mocking #THFC for celebrating after securing survival: “A few people were questioning why we were celebrating. We weren’t celebrating in joy and happiness, it was RELIEF” “We prepared for it like we prepared for the Europa League final, if not MORE!” “The fun police come out and have a little bit of a go, but it was more relief just the fact we managed to dig deep and get that last win” Madders just get’s it doesn’t he. Make him captain next year! 🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@mcandidate @CraigJo98153674 What group they in?

@CraigJo98153674 medium lamb doner, all salad, chilli garlic

local kebab shop is doing a world cup sweepstake. entry is £10 and the winning prize is...a kebab.

Fuck you Netflix for helping me spell a movie you don't even have.

@SP_2310 Why did you ask the question then? 🤣

@TheBubups Sure she’s fine, jockeys get worse and they’re riding half hour later.

Fucking hell 😳 anyone know if the lass is okay?