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@bigphildaws I think she was trying to be pacific 😉

She’s “tactical” ? 🤣#MAFSUK

Crazy to me how Dysons cost £800, constantly need maintenance and often don't work very well, all whilst being built overseas by cheap labour. Meanwhile Henrys cost £110, never go wrong, are incredibly effective, yet are all built in Somerset. Makes you think!

@fesshole Now that’s a proper fess 🙌 you can still feel the bile. Bet it felt good to get that out

Lee, 45 years ago, everyone in nursery turned against you because you 'stole' three boys' toy cars. It was me who took them out of their bags and put them in yours. You shouldn't have poured sand in my hair, stolen my Blue Riband from my lunchbox or called me Blunder Woman.

@pipterino I did not know that spotting the Guardian’s spelling mistakes was still a thing. In the 80s they were legendary

spot the typo in today’s Guardian

Can’t help but think that some couples are only staying because they haven’t grown their insta followers enough and still want the free accommodation, drinks and drama. #MAFSUK #MAFSUK2025 #mafsuk

We should be playing word bingo with this whole series. The top two that come up are defo “boundaries” and “disrespect” #mafsuk #MAFSUK #MAFSUK2025

@fesshole Just an excuse to work the word etymology into a fess 🤷‍♂️

I thought "sous chef" was "soup chef" until I was in my 30s. I invented a whole etymology in my head that it was originally a special chef that only made soup but later became the general term for a chef's underling.

@vickyallover @fesshole 🙌

@fesshole He had dreams and you rectum.

I was shocked to accidentally discover that my husband is a fan of "scat" porn. But I pride myself on being a try anything once kind of girl, so I agreed to participate. I spent 20 minutes completely unable to poo while he watched. Very odd way to discover you're constipated.

No, your kid isn't addicted to their iPad/Xbox/PlayStation. You're a parent and you're fully in control of how long they spend on these devices. It's you who's addicted to how easily it pacifies them.

@RobertFreundLaw @writeclimbrun Wow!! That is direct 🤭

Contract drafting tip: While direct language is generally preferable, avoid describing shady deals "in a section entitled 'Shady Deals'"

@fesshole That’s a a proper fess 🙌

I convinced myself the hot woman in Gregg's fancied me as she always seemed to give me extra bacon in my roll, so I was certain it was a hint. Went in the afternoon when it was empty & asked her out. Her face dropped & she politely declined. I drove off sobbing never to return.

@fesshole Clearly you are the famed evil twin mwah haaa

I'm a twin, and so far in my life, I have forged his signature to withdraw his money, drove a car on his driving licence, travelled on his passport, gave a bouncer at a nightclub his name after being kicked out and gave a girl his number when I wanted to brush her off. Sorry Bruv

Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness. Marianne Williamson #livingwithcancer #thegratitudeattitude #lovinglife #humanresources #hr

It seems to me that a disposition to hold on to resentment is actually a form of self harm. Not letting go of a grudge doesn’t hurt them, but you can remember the pain time and time again. Your choice #livingwithcancer #thegratitudeattitude #lovinglife #humanresources #hr

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody; it saves so much trouble. Rudyard Kipling #livingwithcancer #thegratitudeattitude #lovinglife #humanresources #hr #mentalhealth #managementconsulting #management #happiness #mentalhealth #insurance #workfromhome

Counting to 10 rarely works. It just delays the inevitable. Focusing on breathing is better. #livingwithcancer #thegratitudeattitude #lovinglife #humanresources #hr #mentalhealth #managementconsulting #management #happiness #mentalhealth #insurance #workfromhome

Don’t personalize or internalize other people’s behaviour. What they do is not a reflection of you. Their actions represent them and where they are in their growth. Just observe instead of getting caught up and overreacting emotionally. Idil Ahmed #livingwithcancer

@Brink_Thinker Yep

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?

When you can take responsibility for liking, listening and respecting yourself you let others off the hook of unrealistic expectations and can enjoy healthy adult to adult relationships with them. #livingwithcancer #thegratitudeattitude #lovinglife #humanresources #hr

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. Robert Brault #livingwithcancer #thegratitudeattitude #lovinglife #humanresources #hr #mentalhealth #managementconsulting #management #happiness #mentalhealth #insurance #workfromhome