Dave Cartwright

Just announced by the NFL and the Buffalo Bills: There are no assigned seats today at Highmark Stadium. Just find a place to stand and it is yours.

@JoshChavis65 Get out the pooper scoopers!

This is who they’ve turned me into.

@Chiefs @HaroldRKuntz3 Thank god, because I can’t take much more of the Royals and it’s only April.

One step closer to football! We kicked off phase one of our offseason training program today.

Royals offense and Royals bullpen trying to out ass each other tonight

@KansasKingdom59 @Royals The Royals offense blew this game long before the bullpen had a chance to shit the bed. It shouldn’t have come to extra innings.

@Royals Then the pen absolutely blows it again. Q needs to be fired immediately

Seth stays solid.

John Sherman. You have a problem.

@jedikjs That’s the wrong job

@TheChiefWildcat Isn’t he still a “special advisor” to JJ?

What’s Ned Yost up to?

Fire Q. Tonight. What an absurd decision to remove Lynch for the bag of ass Schreiber.

@AbstractLife Make sure to grab the toaster on the way.

Schreiber is in now. I might as well go take a shower

@J810Anderson Might as well bring in Mears. Or have we optioned him yet?

Schreiber better come through here when you pull what has been your best reliever after only 12 pitches to bring in one of the guys struggling this year

Q’s game management and line ups haven’t worked all season. Bad luck or bad manager?

When you have a pitcher ROLLING but you have the opportunity to let John Schreiber blow the game, you HAVE TO do it. WHAT IS THIS TEAM????

Something has got to give. Outside of the pitching coach (only gets a pass for starting pitching), this Royals team can’t hit with RISP, can’t hold a lead with the bullpen, and can’t run the bases. They fail at the small details. Wholesale coaching changes are needed.

It is time to fire people

@nflbadtakez To be fair, that looks very similar to Elias Diaz running the bases.

Royals players on the base paths

Royals next three guys due up preparing to strand the free base runner in extra innings.

@TheChiefWildcat Wait until we take a future guard with pick 9 on Thursday night 😬

I’m 45 years old and I’ve never really contemplated suicide, but this 2026 Royals team has me feeling things. Mostly sadness and irrational anger.