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Bedrock Coins by @BedrockFndn is officially out in the world. @MeteoraAG and @GVRN_AI, designed a legal framework for start-ups that can scale with a fully automated system. Via Bedrock, anyone can now permissionlessly launch a token, KYC and incorporate a BVI-entity with @BedrockFndn as your shareholder. We’ve released more information about Bedrock, what to expect for both Founders & Participants. Read about Bedrock: bedrockfndn.org Bedrock works with any tokenomics, launch mechanism, as long as it’s on MeteoraAG & Solana. We’re launching today with 3 completely different launchpads, with many more to come. Today, Bedrock is live on @BagsApp, allowing founders to register a business and raise funds from anywhere & anyone, fully permissionless. Bedrock is also available on @stardotfun, a shark-tank style raising platform, as well as @collateralize, the everything launchpad for RWAs and early stage projects. & many more launchpads to come. Reach out to @0xSoju to get started on Bedrock. Today is just the beginning. We will keep doubling down to bring Internet Capital Markets to life, only on @Solana & @MeteoraAG.

@wassielawyer @radbackwards 🫡

@radbackwards @TheChunkyOne_

Special Projects— the “I hired this guy and have no idea how tf to explain how valuable he is to me but is” role

@0xSoju @MeteoraAG the waifu we've been looking for

one thing i love about the @meteoraAG team: we never stop experimenting. today that looks like Metsumi-chan — our AI devrel assistant, now live in all our partner Telegram chats to help integration teams build faster. it's a small thing. but it's a signal of where we're going. Meteora will become AI-first, and leveraging AI to help our partners win. this is just the beginning. 🌊

@JupiterExchange POV: when your wallet fills itself

Auto Earn is now live on Jupiter Wallet! Set a trigger (minimum $10). When your balance hits it, your tokens auto-deposit into Jup Lend gasless. It's opt-in. You control which wallets use it and what the threshold is. Your idle tokens shouldn't sit there doing nothing. Now they don't have to. Turn on Auto Earn and stop leaving money behind! Just Use Jupiter (Wallet) 🖥️

@gvrn_ai 👀

When the SEC calls and you were running your ponzi out of Delaware.

4/ This is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 legal advice.

1/ The most dangerous legal advice is free legal advice.

Founders obsession with raise amounts at stupid valuations is just irresponsible ego maxing. I raised about 1.5m for @gvrn_ai @ about 10m in early 2024 from frens and close VCs only. No road show no announcements. I exited them all out (I’m still in) at 1.5x in June 2025 bc I wanted to do some non profit work and I didn’t think they should underwrite that. I was offered a 50m round and a 100m round in 2025. Turned down bc I didn’t think I wanted to sell what I considered a public good and didn’t realistically think I could grind out a 500m M&A outcome anyway with me and my cofounder having newborns. And the alternative was a token which was basically selling smoke to attract retail exit liquidity. GVRN today isn’t a unicorn. Nobody is buying it for 9 figures. Nor does it have an artificial 9 figure valuation. Nor is it for sale. But I’m proud of the actual impact we’ve had on the space. The company has one of the finest crop of young lawyers with deeply legal, commercial and strategic minds advising as general counsel to projects across the industry, led by the safest pair of hands I know @LegallyBullnde. Watching @0xlegalbeagle, @kaiciego and @waldinoz school lawyers with 10 years on them just by nature of being dynamic problem solvers brings me much joy. It’s built legaltech, frameworks and various other projects with industry participants like @KaitoAI and @MeteoraAG (more on this soon) which will hopefully change the space for the better. It’s an integrated corporate services / accounting one stop shop - servicing all major jurisdictions thanks to @locomotiff_, even running visas, payroll, HR and concierge services for our HNW clients. We have close to a 100% client retention rate except where we actively find clients new providers (for instance bc we think it’s cheaper to hire them a full time GC) or we let them go (due to internal policies). And under @Vigil_eth the company keeps growing in spite of my autistic shenanigans. Ok done with shameless self and team glazing - back to work.

@wassielawyer @Vigil_eth 🙏

> about to schizo shitpost about Asians and Jews > imagines @TheChunkyOne_ having a panic attack > visualises @Vigil_eth rubbing his temples reading it muttering “oh god” > decides to not schizo shitpost about Asians and Jews and get back to work > hope they are proud of me

Every launchpad on @solana will soon be able to offer legal foundations + on-chain ownership. In collaboration with @0xSoju and the @MeteoraAG team -- @BedrockFndn plugs legal frameworks directly into DeFi rails. Founders raise, and investors get access from day one. Real entities. Enforceable equity. We're building the infrastructure that makes Internet Capital Markets actually work.

The web3 market just split in half. ⚡️ Half: "Our legal is locked, let's raise" Half: "Our legal is... what do we do?" The gap between these? Months. Millions. Sometimes everything. We provide the blockchain-native legal stack for teams raising $500M+. • Web3-native incorporation • Automated fundraising • Pre-TGE compliance Be the first half.

What Market Makers actually do: Founder: You're gonna pump our token right? Market Maker: We're actually gonna provide liquidity within agreed spreads. Founder: So... you're gonna make us rich?👁👄👁 Market Maker: We're here to make sure your token doesn't flash crash to zero. 👉 The reality: Market Makers aren't cheerleaders. They're traffic cops. Bad deal → They control the flow. You're stuck. Good deal → They're motivated to keep things stable. You have room to grow. Don't get rekt. Read the contract. Negotiate the terms.

Investor checklist 2026: (Most web3 teams can't answer 2 of 5👇)

Web3 Gaming tings #PixelHeroesAdventure #PHA #MGT #CROSS @PixelHeroesMMO

locked and loaded on @Acetrader #AceTrader100

@AceTrader i'm joining @Acetrader 100

Tomorrow, the gates open. $1,000,000 USDC Trade Fund. 100 enter. 1 survives. Stop trading small—trade to qualify. Make Public 80, then face the Elite 20. Public Qualifiers opens soon → acetrader.com/acetrader-100

@CoinbaseMarkets Get Ready To $FIGHT

Assets added to the roadmap today: Seeker (SKR), FIGHT (FIGHT) coinbase.com/blog/increasin…

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Breakpoint Day 2 is here, and the pulls from yesterday are already insane! @TheNewFace_io hit a PSA Dark Charizard from our Collectibles gacha machine on Day 1. More than $120K in prizes are loaded inside, from Repackz promo codes to graded slabs, apparel, and many more rare surprises. 👀 Find us at the Internet Capital Supermarket hosted by @solana @solanaspaces and take your shot. The team is here all week, so come say hi and see what you can pull!