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@TheCouchOne

Pillowy soft, loaded with quarters, few stains, permanent butt impressions, IQ of foam stuffing, Make Hoser Great Again, Poutine Populist

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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
The export of American culture is so pernicious, that they even exported TDS to Canada.
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
Yeah. I think I'm done. Bye, X.
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Stacey
Stacey@StaceyMonette27·
Just your daily reminder of what a deplorable, toxic, piece of human garbage this guy is.
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@TheoFleury14 Fuck, I hate this shit so much. And, I don't mean Poilievre, but the constant ideological puritanism on the right where people bitch and moan between slight ideological differences keeping the right fractured, docile, and entirely useless.
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre Well, that's the same question twice. Those of left wing politics, ideologically left, left wing views. It's pretty self explanatory, but I can redirect the request for definitions.
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Pierre Poilievre
Pierre Poilievre@PierrePoilievre·
Canadian citizens are paying for deluxe benefits for rejected asylum claimants that they themselves don’t even receive. That’s wrong. Sign to scrap deluxe benefits for rejected asylum claimants: conservative.ca/cpc/healthcare…
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The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre Hey if you want to have a pointless ideological debate I suppose I could engage for a little bit, but your just as guilty of your own criticism as anyone else, and I don't think you're ready for that conversation. What would a leftist know about faith?
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M Bel
M Bel@MBedd2024·
@EnsignAshes And you will never ever be the real man he is. Jealousy is a sad thing.
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Nate@MaritimeAshes·
Nothing to see here, just Jagmeet Singh soaking up the Australian sun after years of propping up Trudeau and squeezing Canadian taxpayers dry.
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Kayla Becker
Kayla Becker@TheKaylaBecker·
I know the writing team over at SNL is going crazy rn
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre So, semantics, bullshit, la la la not listening most federal workers are Liberal. Yeah, that tracks. Don't panic, Kristof. I'm out.
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kristof
kristof@dutchangles·
@TheCouchOne @PierrePoilievre Ah, there we go with the “gerrymandered” cope again. Pro Tip: This is Canada, not the US. Gerrymandering doesn’t happen here. Did the riding boundaries expand? Yes. Did the Liberals do it? No. Elections Canada did. Did #PierrePoilievre speak up? No. Keep playing the hits.
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
The left melting down over hockey players is all you need to know about the state of western culture.
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Swing Voter
Swing Voter@SwingVoter20·
@johnpavlovitz They are part of the problem with this country. Canada deserved to win.
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John Pavlovitz
John Pavlovitz@johnpavlovitz·
None of you are children; you’re grown men. And grown men who can’t police themselves or rise to a moment like this are proving who they are. As it is, your entire team should at the very least apologize to this nation and to the women who call it home, for your collective lack of judgment, your disrespect for your female counterparts, your alignment with a predator, and your perpetuation of the toxic masculinity that is doing so much damage to the country you represent. If not, you’ll have lost where it really counts. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/hey-team-usa…
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@KMLOnt I get the point, but it's just objectively not true.
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Keegan Loyst 🇨🇦
Keegan Loyst 🇨🇦@KMLOnt·
There are no ‘liberals’ in Canada. There are no ‘conservatives’ in Canada. There are socialists, and there are libertarians, and if that made you think ‘hey, I’m neither of those,’ you’re a socialist.
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The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@dutchangles @PierrePoilievre You mean because the Liberals gerrymandered the riding to include federal workers, and claimed Poilievre would fire them all in order to win the seat, but then announced those workers would be fired under the LPC? Yeah, I 'member.
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@levesquerk @PierrePoilievre The irony is that the deluxe with fries was a diner staple, which have since almost entirely closed, especially in large cities, due to the deluxe minimum wage and deluxe cost of food.
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Richard
Richard@levesquerk·
@PierrePoilievre Deluxe? You mean....with fries? Is there cheese on the fries Skippy? Gravy?
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kristof
kristof@dutchangles·
@PierrePoilievre Canadian citizens are paying for deluxe benefits for rejected politicians that they themselves often don’t even receive. That’s wrong. Scrap deluxe benefits for rejected politicians like #PierrePoilievre.
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The Couch
The Couch@TheCouchOne·
@DavidGibson604 @PierrePoilievre Get fucked. So ignoring you're own drug addicted self deleting population is punching up? Such a low IQ take - and absolutely parroted line of rhetoric from the LPC.
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