The Couch
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The Couch
@TheCouchOne
Pillowy soft, loaded with quarters, few stains, permanent butt impressions, IQ of foam stuffing, Make Hoser Great Again, Poutine Populist

Trump is lying. Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2 Bananas are up 5.4% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%

Donald Trump just bragged that he “lifted 2.4 million Americans off food stamps.” No — he cut them off. He didn’t raise wages. He didn’t lower rents. He didn’t fix healthcare. He stripped food from struggling families and called it “success.”


Today marks four years since Putin launched his brutal and illegal invasion of Ukraine. On this solemn day, it is the extraordinary courage of the Ukrainian people that shines through. They have endured with strength, sacrifice, and unbreakable resolve. Conservatives stand proudly with Ukraine as it fights for its freedom, sovereignty, and a just and lasting peace.















Trade him. I don't give a fuck if it's for a bag of used pucks, I want the spineless pedophile supporter gone.

















