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@ChicagoDmitry Everyone saying it’s obvs Palmer is drastically overestimating one his wit, and two that he went to school long enough to know what one is.

"The supply teacher" is such a Briticism, it narrows down the pool of suspects to like 4 people.

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@kunley_drukpa Can visualise Lol and Woody moving in.

Gleadless Valley, Sheffield

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@DanNeidle ‘Catching’ implies wrongdoing. You’ve made yersen look a right twat here.

Latest propaganda line dropped. The not-very-complicated reality: - people should pay the correct council tax - councils should do a better job catching those who don’t.

13 mins??? They’re not even trying to hide the corruption. Would love Spurs to go down. Pains me to say it, but come on Leeds #TOTLEE

“Former synagogue” It’s now a mosque. Weird to omit that.

@SurfThrash Cracking record. The Slim is Mould at his best.

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@ynwatp Who is it?

@nocontextfm1 @SebWassell Shoulda been Bad surely.

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

@thamosdeaf It was a taxi.

We’re redoing Charlie Parker to include the time he was in a limo with Miles Davis gone off heroin eating fried chicken while getting his dick sucked.

@ecto_fun Any chance of seeing her full top ten? Bet it's wild.

bad news for her

@nigelsummersart @Snooker_Chat Probably wanted paying per word. The fat greedy cunt.

@Snooker_Chat Hardly ever stopped talking. That's not what snooker commentary is about.

Shaun Murphy has explained his recent absence from the BBC commentary box. Murphy was a regular fixture of the BBC team last season - but has not been part of the setup this campaign. He told The Metro he "couldn’t come to an agreement on terms" with the Beeb to stay #snooker

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@philhaigh_ My joy at reading this is twofold. I won’t have to listen to him on comms anymore, and he cements his place as an egotistical hypocrite in my mind. Win-win.

'I decided it wasn’t for me at the previously agreed rate, it was nothing more than that.' Shaun Murphy explains why he stepped away from working with the BBC. metro.co.uk/2026/04/19/sha…

Ere @JohnElsworth read this?

@EndofFrame Thank fuck

Peter Ebdon – 12 Break 🔥 x Jerusalem You will never see snooker like this again!

@alexandrakuri Not a double entendre, but there’s a place here in Cork that does a bangers and smash burger. That does look good though. Would smash.