Dave

I think AA should also have a roadside assist program.

@david_rees #sushiburger

@pickpok Congrats Bethy!

@hikatie Wow, very cool!

200 years ago, my 4x great grandmother sat in this chair in the wagon they moved from Kentucky to Missouri in. It’s in my house now.

@behindyourback x.com/Leemanish/stat…

Although it’s been said, many times, many ways, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sometimes I suspect that my coworkers and I are merely subjects in a longitudinal study on the effects of strange and experimental new kinds of toilet paper.

@amyzesbaugh Just have to check in once in a while 😀

@TheDLC We miss you, Dave!

I’m watching the Star Trek episode where they pick up a bunch of musical space hippies, and all the songs they sing are like way better than anything Bob Dylan ever wrote.

@hikatie Terribly sorry for this loss.

A hard year for my family has gotten harder. My uncle Rob died today. He made me smarter, funnier, more engaged in music and politics, was an outrageous pain in my ass and an incredible support during awful times. My heart is broken for his 14 year old son.

@chelseyhotel 😆

@FreedomWorks @ChuckGrassley #pantsburnlegwound

Take a moment to thank @ChuckGrassley for saying NO to socialist drug prices! bit.ly/2XhpcUa #ampFW

@studiesincrap I logged in just to see some Williamson takes

My criteria is “Which candidate could write the best erotica?” and there’s no doubt in my mind it’s Williamson

@chelseyhotel Dang Chelsey, you blew up!

@ThatSusan @WordofChris @wallacewilson I don’t even remember that pitcher, but I’m sure it’s awesome. Much better than Wallace’s drum set

I just cut my finger on a noodle.

I’ve never met a smart person who uses the word “juxtaposition”

Congratulations to the break room sponge which is coming up on its first anniversary!

I know, I know, I’m SUCH a nerd, I just saw the latest installment of the most popular franchise film series in history.

It's nice that when Janet Yellin resigns, she will be able to spend more time voicing nerd characters for The Simpsons.

@DadsUpLate thank you, I needed that