Darryl “The Enforcer” Darrylson

@TommyBackshots One last bottle of wine and one last night with the tortas

I have an urge to go to MNL as a pretty much graduated senior

Why couldn’t I have seen this earlier.

Jarvis inject me with beer and liquor and teleport her to Nashville #dateless

Raid this, Raid that, Can a Mom raid my pants #MomsWeekend

Guy. McCarthy. Haaris. Squirty. Aggers. Holy Lion motion #swoop

What would happen if someone just started doxxing everyone on the BV? Like just gave up and started exposing everyone. #LANK

@QuigbyLamichael @kingdaddyjcut Wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy what Ben would do to him let alone Ryan Hickey

@kingdaddyjcut Ben thompson would not let this slide back in his day

Jarvis fire me from my job and inject me with beer NOW

@BLT_Bielema @QuigbyLamichael Why am I naked rn?

chat is this aura?

@jordanpoolers @QuigbyLamichael Shut the fuck up

@QuigbyLamichael Do not ever disrespect Michael descote #nevergonnagiveuup

Hang it up bro you’re pushing 40. #rapedecoste

Petan getting these cans thrown to him 10 people deep in the crowd is making me feel some type of way. #Kams

Death, taxes, Tiger Woods DUI

Imagine a championship banner in here

@QuigbyLamichael Gabe April is Lion

Gabe April was at lion last night …

@TannerMave67761 @QuigbyLamichael I like the way you think

@QuigbyLamichael The weather is too nice, there is minimal clothing on these freshmen

Scared of going outside today because theta freshman might guilt trip me into donating money #broke

Anyone at Ohare have Adderall #LANK

Was just thinking about how there are people out there who used to shit in the school urinals and smear poop on the stalls back in grade school. #unreal

@rosetoy72545 Forced to like, born to repost

TikTok knows me so well

My luggage can’t be 2-5 pounds overweight or I get charged, but a 400 pounder can buy one ticket and overflow into both seats next to it and it costs the same as mine #lifenotfair