Dauntless

🧵1 CHATGPT had over a billion, NO! Nearly TWO billion visits so far these past few months! Meaning, ChatGPT has almost 50 million visits per day!! But most people don't know how to use ChatGPT! Here is some prompts so you can actually have a moderatly better life this weekend!!

@FantasyEpics 🤣🤣🤣🍻

House of the Dragon really thought we wouldn't notice😨😱

Golden age update: • WW3 • Crypto down 90% • AI taking your job • No Epstein lists arrest • Groceries at record prices • Can’t buy a house Are you tired of winning yet?

@0xleegenz True.

The older I get, the more I believe in the butterfly effect. If you hadn’t made that one small decision on that exact day, your life could be completely different now Everything happens for a reason and it’s crazy how every choice we make affects our future

“New Peaky Blinders film on Netflix, that’s my night sorted with the Mrs”

@P_Kallioniemi They went to Cuba for a Picnic?

A group of entitled champagne socialists went to Cuba to “deliver aid.” The group included Hasan Piker (wearing $1,380 Cartier glasses) and pro-CCP, pro-Kremlin Code Pink activists. They flew in first class, stayed at a five-star hotel, and partied all night while most Cubans had no electricity. They probably ate more food than they delivered.

SpaceXAI + Tesla TERAFAB Project Goal is a trillion watts of compute/year Most must necessarily go to space, as US electricity is only 0.5TW

you ever have one of these nights?

What pattern is this called?

@icreatelife I made two. 🤣😮‍💨🪖🚬

QT a chibi version of you 🥹🫶✨

@elonmusk Need more 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🤯 as situation becomes more of a situation.

😂

@elonmusk youtu.be/NHOwuPa6oWg?si… This was all Grok.

Imagine

@Steven_Swinford Bailouts.

EXCLUSIVE: Sir Keir Starmer has been told that he may have to “rethink” the government’s borrowing rules to fund a potential cost of living bailout amid mounting concern about the impact of the Iran war on household finances. The Times has been told that there was a discussion about the government’s fiscal rules at Cabinet on Tuesday. Lisa Nandy, the culture secretary, suggested that they may need to be reconsidered if prices continue to rise and a major package of support is needed. Nandy, who is aligned with the soft left of the Labour party, has become the first member of the Cabinet to suggest that the government’s fiscal rules may need to be relaxed in response to the crisis. Ministers are increasingly concerned that the conflict in the Middle East will lead to long-term economic scarring and push up the cost of food, heating and mortgage payments for millions of families. The cost of food is expected to rise particularly sharply as a result of fertiliser shortages and the impact of increased transport costs The Treasury stands by the fiscal rules, saying they have helped bring “stability to the public finances, investment to our infrastructure and reform to our economy”. It points out they were a manifesto promise thetimes.com/article/83d4c6…

@bluewmist Although, some would say Caffeine is a vice. Even if its a cup of tea.

Sober people (no alcohol, nicotine, drugs, etc ever), what is your end of day or weekend "wind-down"?

@NOT_MOTD 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

For today's kids who never saw a real striker play, Didier Drogba 🤩

@thesnlnetwork Is this live on Saturday Night?

SNL UK Promo with Tina Fey 🇬🇧 Live on Sky and streaming service NOW every Saturday from 21 March, or catch-up on demand!

@digitalassetbuy Wasn't expecting to see SHIB on the list. But all good. 🍻

I don't think the world or your financial advisor really understands what happened yesterday....but they will. Stare at this list until you understand. Then LOCK IN! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Here's a complete, flat list of tradable commodities worldwide (as of March 18, 2026). This includes traditional physical/futures-traded ones from major exchanges (CME, ICE, LME, etc.) and the newly designated digital commodities from the SEC/CFTC joint final rule/interpretation released March 17, 2026. The agencies explicitly classified 16 major ones as digital commodities (non-securities under federal law, with CFTC oversight), with examples like BTC, ETH, XRP, SOL, and others named in the document and reports. I've compiled them all into one continuous bullet-point list for easy screenshot capture—no categories, no extras, just the names:WTI Crude Oil Brent Crude Oil Natural Gas Heating Oil Ultra-Low Sulfur Diesel (ULSD) RBOB Gasoline Gulf Coast Gasoline Gas Oil Propane Ethanol Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG) Coal Electricity Gold Silver Platinum Palladium Copper Aluminum Zinc Nickel Lead Tin Steel (rebar, hot-rolled coil) Iron Ore Cobalt Molybdenum Corn Soybeans Soybean Oil Soybean Meal Wheat (Chicago soft red winter) Kansas City Hard Red Winter Wheat Oats Rough Rice Rapeseed Coffee (Arabica) Robusta Coffee Cocoa Sugar No. 11 (raw) Sugar No. 14 / White Sugar Cotton No. 2 Orange Juice (frozen concentrated) Palm Oil Rubber Wool Live Cattle Feeder Cattle Lean Hogs Pork Bellies Class III Milk Butter Cheese Non-fat Dry Milk Whole Milk Powder Skim Milk Powder Lumber Random Length Lumber Adzuki Bean Bitcoin (BTC) Ethereum (ETH) XRP Solana (SOL) Hedera (HBAR) Chainlink (LINK) Cardano (ADA) Avalanche (AVAX) Polkadot (DOT) Stellar (XLM) Aptos (APT) Litecoin (LTC) Dogecoin (DOGE) Shiba Inu (SHIB) Tezos (XTZ) Bitcoin Cash (BCH)

@BillyM2k Yeah

do you feel old?

@FBAwayDays Filling in his shopping list for Chelsea expenses before the boot.

@idanpapii Where's the link? Im skint like.

Man shared his offshore experience gave a real glimpse into what life is actually like out there on the rig 🌊👀