Delton

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Delton

Delton

@TheDelton

Former head football coach at South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs… Now tweeting about college football, startups, and more. Sub on YouTube 👇

Katılım Mart 2009
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Pat 🐺@CFB_Pat·
I still don’t understand the commercial of the 450 pound dude saying he’s been dieting since he was 13
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autist@litteralyme0·
Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year” Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:
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autist@litteralyme0·
Opened a YouTube video from 10 years ago and and it was made in 2016 and not 2010
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Delton@TheDelton·
Here's my awful gift story. @krakenfx #GiftFlip For three years in a row, my uncle got me a toolbox for Christmas. For context, I was 8 years old when this started. Not “just bought my first house” years old. Not “renovating a bathroom” years old. I was a child with homework and didn’t know how to fix anything. Same gift every year. Different brands of toolboxes, but all the same tools (drill bits, pliers, sockets) like I was supposed to become a mini Bob the Builder or start a home renovation show on HGTV. I guess he really wanted me to become a handyman. Or he thought adulthood just… eventually happens if you keep gifting toolboxes to a child. After year two, it became a running joke between me and my parents. I’d say, “I can’t wait to see what Uncle gets me this year!” They’d say, “Another toolbox?” I'd say, “Haha yeah, like I need another 40 screwdriver bits.” After the second toolbox, I even tried to help my Uncle out. I said in the most sarcastic tone I could manage: “Thank you for the toolbox! I really needed another one of these! This is SO much better than the one you got me last year!” Christmas number three rolls around. I opened his gift. You guessed it! Toolbox... again! At that point, I wasn’t even mad. I was impressed by the commitment. This wasn’t a mistake anymore. This felt intentional. Like a lifestyle choice. By the third year of toolbox gifts, I had enough tools to open a Home Depot or Lowe’s franchise out of my house, all at the ripe age of 10 years old. I still hadn’t fixed a single thing with any of the toolboxes. I hadn’t even seen any of the toolboxes since opening them at the family Christmas parties. By the fourth year, I was giddy with excitement to receive another toolbox. I started unwrapping the gift and smiling ear to ear, fully prepared for the disappointment. Ready to welcome my friend. …Toolbox #4. Except… it wasn’t! This time, it was a first-aid kit!! I immediately started laughing. Not because it was thoughtful… but because it felt like the logical next step. Like: “Alright, you probably hurt yourself trying to fix things with those toolboxes. Here! Patch yourself up, kid!” To be fair, the first-aid kit was actually useful. I’ve used at least two or three Band-Aids from it in 20+ years since, officially making it the best gift he’s ever given me... much better than the toolboxes.
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Kraken@krakenfx·
That awful gift you got this year? You could flip it into $BTC 🎁 How to enter 👇 1️⃣ Post a photo or video of the gift 2️⃣ Include a caption or voice over about what makes it so bad 3️⃣ Tag @krakenfx using #GiftFlip Full details: kraken.com/giftflip
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Congrats to Ole Miss. Great game. Makes you wonder why Lane thinks you can’t win big at Ole Miss.
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Lane Kiffin
Lane Kiffin@Lane_Kiffin·
What a great finish!!! So much fun!! Only two more to go ⁦@OleMissFB⁩ 🇹🇹 🪄 🏆 #BTA
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Robin Delta
Robin Delta@heyrobinai·
no way this isn't killing call centers PolyAI just got Marriott, Caesar's Palace, and Gordon Ramsay's restaurants to fire their phone staff.. this AI handles every call and you literally can't tell it's not human here's how it works:
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On3
On3@On3·
NEW: Michigan has as many as six targets on its head coach board, @PeteNakos reports〽️ Sources have told On3 that AD Warde Manuel has made it clear he's willing to open the checkbook to land a top hire👀 Intel: on3.com/news/michigan-…
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NFL Rumors
NFL Rumors@nflrums·
Travis Kelce declined to speak to the media after the Kansas City Chiefs were eliminated from the playoffs #chiefskingdom
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Delton
Delton@TheDelton·
@unusual_whales Sir, ain’t nobody counting in 10-month increments 🤣
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Trump: "Already they are saying better than Lincoln, better than Washington, better than everybody. The best 10 months ever in the history of the presidency."
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
You have to be a sick disgusting person to be enjoying the Chiefs downfall.
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