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@JaredoumaA Building, renovation and repair of classrooms, toilets and other physical facilities has been allocated 23 bob per term. If a school has 100 learners then that's 2300/-

Kenya Kwanza is really working mazee. Imagine each learner is receiving 95 bob as the capitation. Let's say that school have 100 learners. The headteacher will receive only 9500 to run the school the whole term. Funny 😁😁

@JuliusKBitok A public school with 1000 learners (which does not even exist) will get 23,000/- to build, renovate and maintain classrooms, toilets and other physical facilities. They will also get 20,00/- to pay support staff for 3 months. Maajabu.

1. The approved Capitation for primary school is capped at Ksh 1,400 per year. The funds are usually released by the National Treasury to the Ministry of Education on termly basis in the ratio of 50:30:20. 2. ⁠The capitation amount is arrived at based on clear expenditure lines (vote heads) that are determined by estimated costs incurred by EACH learner. 3. ⁠Upon receipt of the money, and based on the exact amount received, MoE releases the funds with an accompanying circular detailing the expenditure breakdown (vote heads). 4. ⁠The figures in reference to the circular are based on this practice. 5. ⁠In summary, MoE wishes to clarify the following: • MoE determines how much money is allocated to each vote head based on the total amount of capitation received from the National Treasury • Capitation funds are released on three phases corresponding to the school calendar terms • ⁠The circular in reference is based on the 2nd term tranche as received from National Treasury. • ⁠The amounts shown are per learner, not per school -The KSh 95.25 PER LEARNER is for learning materials only (books, stationery, etc.) -The KSh 93.08 PER LEARNER for school operations (staff, maintenance, utilities, exams) @EduMinKenya @_BasicEdu

@kijana_misa Jaribu uone kama utapata hiyo 45k in a month... There's physical success and verbal success, yours is wishful success. But uzuri umesema "nimeskia hawa wasee..."

Nimesikia hawa wasee wa kuzungusha kahawa kwa siku pesa yenye wanaweza make minimum profit ni 1500. That means kwa mwezi anapata 45k yake. Mwalimu wa jss ka Degrata yeye kwa mwezi anapata 17k. Wacha nifike hivi ushago niibie mathee thermos zake mbili hii kazi ni kama ndo itanitoa block sasa.

@x_weeep Mike Sonko and Sakaja were senators too.

Senators hukuwa very learned shida hutokea hapo Kwa MPs unashindwa how do they reason

@DanielKimorop But you're also aware walimu wote hawawezienda Australia... And as a matter of fact, you're preparing to take your child to a Kenyan school, nani atawafunza kama walimu wote wameenda Australia?

Kina mwalimu anaprepare sahihi for IELTS aende Australia alafu kuna mwenye anaenda kuprepare Lesson plans Schemes Alafu aseme SHA IS NOT WORKING CHOOSE YOUR STRUGGLES

@Kipngen93376179 @Wanjiru2027 Sasa wewe ndiye ng'ombe mwingine... There's a difference between traditional medicine and traditional religion. I'm talking about traditional religion Vs, Christianity.

@TheDenChris @Wanjiru2027 Wewe sasa ni akili umekosa kutumia. Even these monks use traditional medicine and practices to cure diseases, nyinyi mnaombewa kupona.

Chinese youths are busy looking for the next technology, european youths are busy utilizing AI . Ours are busy worshiping owour, demonizing their ancestors , becoming goons for politicians,crowd for hire, hata sina maoni. Third world country we are!!

@KaberiaCommoner Paying taxes isn't bad but paying huge amounts of money in the form of taxes and not getting the value is the issue. Pay tax, let it serve you not serving greedy political class.

Sebastian Sawe total earnings from London Marathon win will be USD355,000 Equivalent to Ksh. 45M inclusive of bonuses. Guess what? KRA is taking a whooping ~Ksh. 13,000,000 What's your take on this?

@KijanayaKabras I've come to realize if you want fake news, foolish conspiracy theories, propaganda, blatant lies peddled us truth etc then follow this account.

Rumors have it that the DCI officers didn’t really arrest the woman named Sahara who had made inciting remarks that fueled threats between different communities. They instead arrested her briefly and released her. How can Kenyans describe the kind of DCI officers we have in this country nowadays? After all the threats that woman made… only for DCI to arrest and release her in minutes? There must be something wrong somewhere. We joke a lot as a country!

@IncoKenzie @Wanjiru2027 But have other doctrinal practices.

@TheDenChris @Wanjiru2027 They dont have midweek services, bible study

@Ian_San254 But data bundles consumption remains the same or even higher.

Safaricom cellular Internet is worsening by the day.

@KijanayaKabras Unatoanga wapi nguvu ya kushare such fake stories?

Rumors have it that Nyandarua Senator John Methu has not received his salary for the last six months. The senator claimed so in a certain interview. This is the first time I'm hearing this in history — how is someone’s political stand related to their salary? Does it mean it’s the government that elected or appointed him? Someone elected by the people should not experience such nonsense. He’s not a CS or government official, buana!

@Joe_Cooel Remember Kisumu crowds are best at attending rallies but on voting....

The CROWDS in Central are for MONEY. The CROWDS in Kisumu are for CHANGE.

@linc_ke3 From your tweet you'll realize you've talked NOTHING about development, getting back value of taxes paid, accountability from leaders, etc. It's about cheering how one leader can be a goon more than the other.

Ndio ujue hao vijana wako very daring, wamepeleka rally kwa heart ya nyanza dirty politics Kondele kwenyewe😂🔥

@AmosMwaora Don't say "someone,' be open honest and say "when politicians that we elect steals 1B, they steal 20 of these. As voters, let's own our contribution to the mismanagement of this country. We elect crooks then run to social media to complain. The thieves are our 2022 choices.

When someone steals 1B, they steal 20 of these. That's enough for a whole county.

@ArapTilingi You'll realize all your tweets revolve about who will lose, who'll be reelected, how to get reelected etc. When will you talk about the quality of leadership and its importance on common wananchi??

The only way kina Kaluma, Junet and Wanga can survive Luo nyanza politics is to vie on UDA party. If they stick with ODM then the Linda Mwanaichi team will wipe them out. What a time to be a live.

@seeedorf4 @JoelJirane Avoid these fake "woke" and face reality.

@TheDenChris @JoelJirane Wachana na hizi jaba zako boss. Mi nataka tu the religion of common sense. Staki hao miungu sioni juu kumejaa mashetani kila mahali. Religions zote ni jaba it is time to think

Lakini unaamkia church 6am kwani hauna kazi ingine ya kufanya?

@DrJuma_M Raila used to pull such crowds but never saw the presidency... You know why

Ruto is exposed badly,So Kisumu and Luos are Actually WANTAM?

@gikuyuthelast Sasa unadhani unaweza nani hapa? Nyinyi hujipiga kifua na vitu ovyo sana.

Millennials hawaamini tunasurvive bila kuenda church.

@seeedorf4 @JoelJirane Africans had their own religion, may be you don't know. And if you're not aware let me surprise you, religion has its origin around the Neolithic period.

@JoelJirane Religion is just so dumb. I wish we were never colonized. The effort people put in their oppressors God is forever unfathomable