The Doge Dispatch

@jacksonhinklle Oil up, markets down… that’s when things start getting real. Money is reacting fast. If this keeps going… where does the pressure hit first? 👀 And what are we not seeing yet? Follow @TheDogeDispatch for real time updates

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: Oil spikes 6% to $108 per barrel, the biggest one-day jump in two weeks, as the war on Iran shakes global markets. Nasdaq, S&P 500, and Dow Jones all fall amid the turmoil.

@narendramodi Energy, shipping routes, regional stability… That’s where the real stakes are. When leaders start aligning on this, it’s bigger than just one conflict. What does this signal about where things are heading next? What are we missing?

Spoke with Crown Prince and PM of Saudi Arabia, HRH Prince Mohammed bin Salman and discussed the ongoing conflict in West Asia. I reiterated India’s condemnation of attacks on regional energy infrastructure. We agreed on the need to ensure freedom of navigation and keeping shipping lines open and secure. Thanked him for his continued support for the welfare of the Indian community in Saudi Arabia.

@ClownWorld Sounds simple… but situations aren’t always that clear in the moment. People react differently under pressure. Is it really about compliance… or everything happening around it? 👀 What is really going on?

Why can’t people just comply?

@Dexerto Smells crazy… but it’s someone’s comfort food 😭 One man’s “nah” is another man’s childhood 💀 So what wins vibes or culture??

An LA restaurant owner is fighting to keep a traditional dish on the menu after it was banned over smell complaints He says the dish 'stinky tofu' is a cherished taste of home and cultural pride

@n7ekg @LauraLoomer That’s been happening for a long time… History is full of moments where people rejected entire systems over individuals. But is that always justified… or does it sometimes miss the bigger picture?

@TheDogeDispatch @LauraLoomer "When does disagreement with individuals turn into rejecting the entire system?" For as long as recorded history. Go read a history book.

I’d rather be a die hard atheist than be a member of any Church that welcomes people like you and Candace to join its ranks. You use your phony religious grandstanding as a shield to harass grieving widows and you align with Islamists who want Sharia Supremacy. Atheism is more appealing than joining anything you claim to be a part of.

@Keva1111 @LauraLoomer Having that background gives her perspective… but others may see it differently based on their own experiences. Can one person’s understanding represent the whole… or is it always broader than that?

@TheDogeDispatch @LauraLoomer She went to Catholic school she knows more about it than Carrie Cumjean

@ArthurP_TTV @TaraBull Feels like there’s more to the story than what we’re seeing Hard to tell who started what from one angle. What’s missing from this clip?

@TheDogeDispatch @TaraBull Kinda assuming she is the aggressor to this story

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught

@interesting_aIl That move looks unreal 😭 Like gravity just decided to take a break for a second 💀 How are they even doing that and what am I missing? Must be Magic or trick 👀

The dance move that makes it look like you’re floating

@TaraBull $400 vet bill just to confirm he’s a copycat 😭 He wasn’t sick… just matching energy 💀 How do you even explain that one and am I missing more to the story?

$400 vet bill only to find out he's just copying his owner

@nexta_tv “Russia is our friend”… yeah that’s a loaded statement right now. In geopolitics, “friend” can mean a lot of different things. Keep your friends close… and your enemies closer. So what does that actually mean in practice… and who benefits from it?

Pashinyan embarrasses himself: “Russia is our friend” Nikol Pashinyan said he plans to visit Russia soon and called it Armenia’s friend. He was responding to a woman who asked him not to damage relations with Moscow. “What are you talking about? I will soon go to Russia. We maintain ties. What enemy? Russia is our friend.” With friends like these, you don’t need enemies…

@visegrad24 That would be a major shift… U.S. troops in Germany have been a cornerstone for decades. What does that change, just positioning… or the bigger strategy? At what cost?

The Telegraph reports that Trump is considering withdrawing US troops from Germany 🇺🇸🇩🇪

@visegrad24 That’s heartbreaking… A life like that service, family, everything gone in a moment. How does something like this keep happening… and what actually changes after? Where do we go from here?

The 83-year-old U.S. Air Force veteran and cancer survivor Richard Williams has passed away from wounds sustained after been pushed in front of a NYC subway train by an illegal migrant on March 8th. The 34-year-old illegal migrant from Honduras Bairon Posada-Hernandez had been deported from the U.S. 4 times but had managed to get back into the country for a 5th time and had found refuge in the sanctuary city of New York City. He randomly shoved Richard Williams and another man, Jhon Pena, onto the southbound F/Q tracks. Posada-Hernandez has now had his charges upgraded to second-degree murder. Richard Williams had been married for 55 years and was a grandfather who had beaten prostate cancer just months earlier.

@RayDalio So everything’s evolving… even ideas, money, and power. Nothing really disappears it just changes form. Which makes you wonder… are we evolving forward… or just repeating cycles in a new shape? 👀 Where do we go from here?

Everything from the smallest subatomic particle to the entire galaxy is evolving. While everything apparently dies or disappears in time, the truth is that it all just gets reconfigured in evolving forms. Remember that energy can’t be destroyed—it can only be reconfigured. So the same stuff is continuously falling apart and coalescing in different forms. The force behind that is evolution. For example, the primary purpose of every living thing is to act as a vessel for the DNA that evolves life through time. The DNA that exists within each individual came from an eternity ago and will continue to live long after its individual carriers pass away, in increasingly evolved forms. As I thought about evolution, I realized that it exists in other forms than life and is carried out through other transmission mechanisms than DNA. Technologies, languages, and everything else evolves. Knowledge, for example, is like DNA in that it is passed from generation to generation and evolves; its impact on people over many generations can be as great or greater than that of the genetic code. Evolution is good because it is the process of adaptation that generally moves things toward improvement. All things such as products, organizations, and human capabilities evolve through time in a similar way. It is simply the process by which things either adapt and improve or die. #principleoftheday

@LauraLoomer @CarriePrejean1 “Cruel” gets thrown around quick… but context always matters. What actually happened before that moment? 👀

“You’re so cruel”. Oh, and what’s this you stupid bitch? @CarriePrejean1

@TawnFin @TedPillows $300M in crypto isn’t “vibes” money… that’s strategy So what are we missing here… and where is that money actually going? 👀

@TheDogeDispatch @TedPillows I'd say he knows a thing or 2 if he has 300 million fucking dollars to throw around in crypto😭

A whale sold $295,000,000 in $BTC today. Big money is exiting now.

@ClownWorld “They gotta earn it” 😭 That’s either elite parenting… or villain origin story starting 💀 Where do you draw the line between teaching a lesson and going too far? 👀

Will Ferrell flies first class while his kids sit in economy on a different airline. His reasoning: "They gotta earn it." Some people love it. Others think it's a bit much. To each their own

@Coinvo Wait… timeline not adding up 😭 That’s either a mix-up… or something else entirely 💀 What actually happened here?? How far does this rabbit hole go? 👀

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I met the owner of Toyota who is 92 years old in Japan, and said 'you are rich' and then he agreed to invest $10 billion in US." The owner of Toyota died in 2023 🤔

@World_Affairs11 Opening Hormuz with force?? That’s not calming things down… that’s turning the pressure up 😬 Is this de-escalation… or the moment it all expands? 👀 Where do we go from here?

BREAKING: UAE , Saudi Arabia,Qatar and Kuwait plan to open strait of Hormuz with forces and military actions