Enigma Jones

May the 4th be with you!! @TheEnigmaJones

.@Malaria55 “RuPaul doesn’t know what MAC is” okay, sure baby…..

How do you say hi to someone at the bar when your only interactions with them are seeing them naked on twitter?

Survivor 50 is just a bunch of people who are bad at strategy being mad that people are good at strategy and masking it with wanting to play an “honorable” game

POV: you’re shredded cheese in your final moments

@FelicityVLay @ClaireE613 doesn’t follow the rules of the road for free!

i wish there was an option to pay your uber driver a little bit more so that they don’t have follow all the damn rules of the road

I just don’t know why we prop up drag competitions that are exclusionary. Yall love reading Drag Race for inclusion, but where’s that same energy with non televised drag competitions

Rewatching season 3 of canadas drag race got me like

We can’t do the splits but we are flexable

Listen…. If the birds can sew, so can the girls on @RuPaulsDragRace

Toasting: “What do you say for sake?? ¡Delicioso!” -@Malaria55

@Malaria55 You say that when this is what your farts do to our house every day

@TheEnigmaJones The only thing I’m guilty of is playing tooooo many video games

Work might be sending me to Australia???

@roryrouxlay @Ambrosia_Queen Especially when they don’t paint their ears right

@TheEnigmaJones @Ambrosia_Queen I too am sick of green drag

I’m so sick and tired of that one type of drag.. You know the one

Get you a dj that looks at you the way @Ambrosia_Queen looks at me

@Malaria55 How I see you and me ♥️

How I see @TheEnigmaJones and myself

Costco is great because it only means sitting in standstill parking lot traffic for half an hour and dealing with the meanest and least self aware people to ever be born

Yall I did a little something!! The thin hair had to go!! Thank you @TheEnigmaJones for the cut!

God tier humiliation ritual is reading the eye chart at the optometrist