Maymond Reddington
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Maymond Reddington
@TheFieldFactor
Most Interesting Married Man in The World. I didn't choose the life of hate the life chose me. These tweets are observation notes


Adulting is realising that working for smaller private companies makes so much more sense than working for the big corporations.











Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

Is this real life 😭😭😭

My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account. He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill. How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?

Should men be taking pics of food?












