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@PolitlcsUK @zoenora6 can we not focus on the sorry state of the country before we worry about the masturbation habits of our citizens?

🚨 NEW: Labour MP Samantha Niblett has called for 2026 to be the "summer of sex" She plans to host an event in Parliament with sex toys to promote open discussions on sexual pleasure and more realistic porn "It's a turn on, it helps you masturbate, helps you cum" [@zoenora6]

@WarMonitor3 wait, bombing them wasn't?

Iranian officials are saying any US naval blockade would be considered an act of war.

@MoiDawg I mean people think any game with less than 500k daily players is dead. I seem to recall a few years ago Squad was apparently dead.

"Game is dying" > 10th highest concurrent players on Steam right now > 13th highest daily active users > top 20 in sales Aight

@GuntherEagleman I mean the tolls are a result of Trump deciding to bomb the crap out of them for no real gain but sure

BREAKING: NATO has officially agreed to HELP in the securing of the Strait of Hormuz. Iran should NEVER be allowed to continue charging tolls to ships passing through INTERNATIONAL waters. If NATO doesn't start stepping up in a MAJOR WAY, the Strait of Trump is coming QUICK.

@kyballistics sending you mad love from across the pond man, so glad we didn't lose you.

Today is my 5 year death-iversary. I think about my accident often. Honestly I think about it anytime I’m about to pull a trigger. Today is different though. Today is a day of reflection and perspective. If I could change the events of April 9th 2021, I wouldn’t. I am a better man, better husband, better father and better christian because of April 9th. Life is much sweeter once you have almost lost it and the stresses of this world don’t seem to matter as much. It straightens out your priorities. God and Family are all that really matter and I’m thankful I’ve had another 5 years on this earth to serve both. I also want to say thank you to all of my fans for your support over the years. I’m grateful to still be able to make awesome content for my followers and I’m excited to see what happens next in life! Happy 5 year Death-iversary everyone! Just put a thumb in it!

@nexta_tv it's actually maddening how so many in the USA don't even know what NATO is. let's keep it simple: USA attacked Iran. NATO is a defensive organisation. next time fake an attack and invoke article 5 and we might just answer the call, if the fake is convincing enough.

“This was a test for NATO — and they failed it” Press Sec: It’s quite sad that NATO turned their backs on the American people over the last six weeks when it’s the American people who have been funding their defense. President Trump looks forward to having a very frank and candid conversation with Secretary Rutte.

@Osinttechnical it's incredible how dumb this makes Americans look. throwing a fit because a defensive alliance will not support an invasion.

The Trump administration is considering a plan to punish some members of the NATO alliance that he believes were unhelpful to the U.S. and Israel during the Iran war -WSJ Along with repositioning troops, the plan could involve closing a U.S. base in Spain or Germany.

@nicksortor Americans are pissed because a defensive alliance will not assist you in a war of aggression? article 5 has been triggered exactly once since NATO was established, by the USA after 9/11. and NATO spent 20 years in Afghanistan for you.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump will be discussing WITHDRAWING THE US FROM NATO this afternoon with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte "They were tested, and they FAILED," Trump said It's time. NATO needs US. We don't need them!

@PolitlcsUK Rule Britannia. embarrassing.

🚨 BREAKING: UK warship HMS Dragon has been forced to withdraw in order to be repaired at port after experiencing issues with its fresh water supplies

@AirwingMarine you mean big, heavy aircraft can't roll on soft sand? I'm shocked.

It's fun reading all these account that have no idea how any of these aircraft function spin up conspiracy theories They don't understand a complex system so they make up a simplistic explanation Its the modern equivalent of ancient men imaging deities for thunder or tides...

@james_xond go to their house, walk in the back door, get a snack from the fridge, say hi to their mom, go upstairs, wake them up. typical Saturday morning.

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?

@UKMemes2026 I love a pot noodle sandwich. pure comfort food.

😅😅

@Scott_Pert @CadburyUK the worst part of the modern creme egg is the amount of sugar in the fondant. incredibly sickly sweet now to the point where I don't bother.

I’m not a Chocolate fan, but every Easter I keep my tradition of eating a @CadburyUK Cream Egg…. Anyway to put it mildly I took a bite & it didn’t taste the same, then I read “Palm oil”…. Why would Cadbury ruin their brand? Not touching that shit again.

@DanCollins2011 we are your friends, but we stopped wars of aggression decades ago. we stand with our friends when they are attacked.

This feels like the first war in my lifetime where literally the whole world wants the U.S to lose. Do we have any friends left?

@JoeySalads NATO is a defensive alliance. I'm afraid you made your own bed. call us next time you're attacked, like 9/11, the first and only time the NATO alliance was called to action, and we will answer, again.

Europe would rather negotiate with terrorists who have been consistently committing attacks against them, than help the USA fix the problem. Europe is ran by women and weak ‘men’

@DavidD_Chapman it is insane that you still don't understand that NATO is a defensive alliance.

I'm so tired of these Euro Trash back stabbing so-called Allies. It's time the US withdraw from NATO and let Russia just take Europe.

@LevelCapGaming I think what i like the most is that it's not about instanced raids, it's surprising how different it feels not to have to worry about raid timers.

So one of the few extraction shooters I'm really into, Gray Zone Warfare, got a major update this week and the devs just announced that player counts are at an all time high since it's initial launch.   It was averaging 2,000 concurrent players but now it's over 30,000 and climbing.  Kind of crazy to see this game's transformation over the last two years.  Have you checked the update out yet? A few of the biggest changes: • Complete progression/task system overhaul with 100+ new tasks and contracts • Tactical map rework that makes mission flow way clearer • AI improvements • Vendor, loot, and economy rebalance • 25+ new locations, plus new weapons, attachments, and gear

@PolitlcsUK @TheSun how do you lose a bag of guns? be thankful it was found by a responsible member of the public but someone needs to be severely reprimanded.

🚨 NEW: Sadiq Khan's police protection officers have been suspended after leaving a bag of guns on the street outside of his home on Tuesday evening [@TheSun]

@jammingames @godotengine I've been playing around with Godot, I'm an artist not a developer but I'm slowly figuring it out.

I intend to make a donation to the Godot Foundation once the game launches and has some revenue. The @godotengine is a huge part of this game and my developer experience and I appreciate the work their team has done to make it possible.

@1goodtern I would support regime change in Iran. But Trump is being a cunt towards his allies in Europe, so he can, respectfully, fuck himself.

I'm not sure how to phrase this, but has the US/Israel attack actually made people far more sympathetic towards Iran?