Waylon Merciless

I love my fans and I'm here to give them what they want: more reasons to hate my guts

@TheReckless_Fox @Cursed_Maf I thought it was Sean Waltman under the mask

@Cursed_Maf Aye! Juvi. Guerrera!!! Funny enough I kept getting his last name wrong back in the day, and though he was related to Eddie and Chavo

I bet you can't name this Wrestler..!!

@Cursed_Maf FINALLY THE JUICE HAS COME BACK TO PHILADELPHIA! IF YOU SMELL-L-L-L-L-LOWWWW!!! WHAT THE JUICE IS COOKING!

@HalfwayPost Sounds like Trump needs to focus on Making Arrid Great Again

BREAKING: The Secret Service are reportedly adding last-minute ventilation schematics to Trump's new bunker dug beneath the future ballroom after it has become apparent the current air duct system is ineffective at dissipating Trump's "expired roast beef" body odor.

@HalfwayPost willingly play a con man's games, win a con man's prizes

BREAKING: Top Republicans are privately worried Donald Trump is pressuring them to start using his "Trump Mobile" phone because it gives him access to snoop through all their texts and photos for blackmail purposes.

@DougWahl1 Have these people been living under rocks? It's a ROAST. If you don't know by now that the whole point of a roast is to tell the most insulting jokes possible, then you're an idiot and should be watching Lawrence Welk instead. Charlie Kirk is fair game, just like George Floyd.

@HalfwayPost Trump thinks he's the #1 President, but it just goes to show that he's really a steaming pile of #2.

BREAKING: A worker operating a forklift for the construction of Trump’s White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a row of three porta-potties and spilled excretory waste all over the work site.

@snapbacksports @csett13 So we've got a City Connect cap fans can buy online, a jersey for a guy who isn't even on the 40-man roster (let alone regularly in the starting lineup), and a ball from a game that is still a mystery - all unsigned They should be paying people to take that junk off their hands.

$300 Marlins Mystery Box: Is it Worth It?

@uscfan981 Warrior

Who would you choose?

@CTOTHELOS77 (King) Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V

Name one wrestler who played more than one character throughout their career.

All time baseball names Yuniesky Betancourt Ildemaro Vargas Yasiel Puig Coco Crisp Who am I missing

@simpsons_DG HEY! JOEY JO-JO!!

"Moe, I need your advice." "Yeah?" "See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo...?" "That's the worst name I ever heard!"

@Wendys bring the Italian Mozzarella burger and chicken sandwich back

WE’VE GOT OUR WINNER🏆 the Pretzel Bacon Pub Burger is coming back to the menu soon

@AthanP13 @jessew22 @jonfavs You're asking that question to people who are known for not doing any sort of thinking.

@jessew22 @jonfavs Don't you think there's a bit of a difference between some Twitter lefties celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk and the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES celebrating the death of Robert Mueller?

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

@lntelligencia @jessew22 @jonfavs please let it be the camp where the girl puts the flute up her pussy

@DeadHeadMAGA @Uns0lved_Mr_B @jessew22 @jonfavs Trump's own followers believe bad behavior by the President justifies their bad behavior.

@Uns0lved_Mr_B @jessew22 @jonfavs Are you asserting that bad behavior by Trump justifies bad behavior by others?

@Katemcv60 @TheJFreakinC Not many professions resemble the Gestapo.

@TheJFreakinC Filing this under IDC. Federal officers are doing their jobs - protecting Americans. They’re human beings and deserve some latitude. Put yourself in their shoes: every morning they leave home not knowing if they’ll make it back. Not many professions carry that burden.

🚨BREAKING: DHS agents are now illegally arresting U.S. citizens at airports… and trafficking them across state lines. A 28-year-old U.S. citizen, Sunny Naqvi, was detained by DHS, for 43 hours, after landing at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago. She wasn’t charged with a crime, and she wasn’t accused of doing anything illegal… Agents reportedly detained her over what they called a “curious travel history.” Even though Sunny was born in Illinois…they still disappeared her. After being held for about 30 hours inside the airport, agents secretly moved Sunny to an ICE detention facility in Broadview, Illinois. While this was happening, federal agents repeatedly told her family she was NOT in custody, even though her phone location showed she was inside the facility. Then it gets worse. According to witnesses, agents asked for Sunny’s phone number so they could “look for her phone.” Minutes later, the phone was opened, her messages were read, and the device was shut off, cutting off the family’s ability to track her. After that, agents transported the U.S. citizen across state lines, to another detention facility in Dodge County, Wisconsin. And then she was eventually released early Saturday morning… in a random state, alone. Her phone was dead, and she had no transportation. So, a U.S. citizen detained by the federal government had to hitchhike to a hotel, just to be able to reunite with her family. And this is what people need to understand… When federal agents can detain U.S. citizens without charges… lie to families about their custody, search personal phones, and secretly transport people across state lines… That puts every single American in danger. Because they can do it to anyone.

I liked the world better when the news came on for 30 minutes and then we did other shit for 23 1/2 hours. Now it follows you around all day like a hobo begging for change.

@Natty_Hitler @JustinWhang The nWo helped a company pose a threat to the WWF/WWE. The Elite merely created a nuisance.

@JustinWhang To be fair, The Elite started a major wrestling company. The nWo ended one.

If your answer is anything other than nWo I’m just gonna assume you’re 12 years old

@JJussely @vangard128 @GeneralMCNews You want to seriously protect rapists? You're sick.

@vangard128 @GeneralMCNews You want to seriously watch children getting raped? You’re sick.

BREAKING: Rep. Nancy Mace says all the audio and all the video from all the pinhole cameras at all of Jeffrey Epstein’s properties are missing from the Epstein files

@PeteHegseth @USArmy @BrianHegseth Your grandfather would be ashamed of his alcoholic Nazi grandson. What a complete and utter disappointment you turned out to be.

My grandpa — @USArmy Corporal Alton Hegseth — would have been 100 years old today. Thank God our great Republic produced such men. We stand on the shoulder of giants.